Don't lie to me, boy

BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 10,396 Senior Member
A friend and his wife from Chicago were in southern Illinois on a road trip a few months back. They had stopped their car on the side of the road and had walked a little ways out into a field.

There were some wild flowers out there and it was a really pretty scene, so they stopped to take some pictures.

A deputy sheriff pulled up behind their car and walked out to see what they were up to.

"Where you guys from?" the deputy asked. My friend replied, "Chicago."

The deputy puffed up his chest and said, "Don't lie to me, boy. I seen those Illinois plates on your car."


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