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The HingeThe Hinge Senior MemberPosts: 162 Senior Member
I think we should be able to attack anyone for any reason just as long as some reference to fly fishing be included in the attack. This would be keep al attacks inline with the theme of this site. For example:

"Everyone knows that old people should be herded into a field and then archers should rain arrows down on them. Allot of old people are stubborn and only fish an size 14 adams."

Something like that.

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  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    The Hares Ear community is deeply offended.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    ...

    you're like Double Humpy fat
  • The HingeThe Hinge Senior Member Posts: 162 Senior Member
    ya, like that.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,570 Senior Member
    The size 14 Adams is a very versatile fly.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,570 Senior Member
    Or like you are a rusty spinner cripple, spent and broken.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    Who you gonna satisfy with that size 18 stimulator you're sporting there chief?
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Which 5 weight is best for whacking the Hinge?
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    I think your politicians need a good dousing with Frog's Fanny.
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    monkeydoes wrote: »
    ...

    you're like Double Humpy Phat

    ...............
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Your momma uses tippet rings.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    indeed...........
  • The HingeThe Hinge Senior Member Posts: 162 Senior Member
    Or like you are a rusty spinner cripple, spent and broken.

    your fat and slow like a foam hopper
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    All stupid people deserve to be bludgeoned with a cane rod.
  • The HingeThe Hinge Senior Member Posts: 162 Senior Member
    jbilly wrote: »
    All stupid people deserve to be bludgeoned with a cane rod.

    Abner Louima Special
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    Canning is a time honored tradition of some Muslim countries, Abdul.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • The HingeThe Hinge Senior Member Posts: 162 Senior Member
    After fishing Abdul went to the strip club and watched fully clothed women smile and sway back and forth showing their toe.
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    Funny story. A good friend and fishing partner just got back from his third and final tour in Afghanistan. He told me at night they would put on their night vision gear and watch the locals in the vils come out and molest their goats.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • Scott ButnerScott Butner Senior Member Posts: 3,918 Senior Member
    I'm pretty sure that at some point in your life, you were hit in the head by a tungsten cone-head streamer. Hard. And repeatedly.

    How'd I do?
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    The Hinge wrote: »
    After fishing Abdul went to the strip club and watched fully clothed women smile and sway back and forth showing their toe.

    He thought it was a camel toe, but quickly realized it was a hares ear.
  • The HingeThe Hinge Senior Member Posts: 162 Senior Member
    I'm pretty sure that at some point in your life, you were hit in the head by a tungsten cone-head streamer. Hard. And repeatedly.

    How'd I do?


    Remember when you rubbed fly floatant all over your body and sang "Nothing can stop me now!" over and over?
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Brian D's mom is a Royal Humpy
  • Bubba FinghasBubba Finghas Senior Member Posts: 145 Senior Member
    greenman wrote: »
    Your momma uses tippet rings.
    Says the guy sporting the sassy balloon knot.. I wonder what Dr.Sigmund Freud would say to that?
  • Scott ButnerScott Butner Senior Member Posts: 3,918 Senior Member
    The Hinge wrote: »
    Remember when you rubbed fly floatant all over your body and sang "Nothing can stop me now!" over and over?

    I seem to recall that you didn't complain at the time.
  • The HingeThe Hinge Senior Member Posts: 162 Senior Member
    I was just an observer for science.

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