Congratulate Me, I Guess
At age 73, I was actually rude and vulgar to a neurologist today, telling him I hoped his spine fell through his **** and broke his effing neck. When he said, "You can't say that to me!" I replied, "I just did," but didn't follow it up with the ethnic slur I wanted to. In my opinion, he deserved every bit of it and a little more. For what it's worth another physician I saw about an hour later said, "Let me write that down, I need a line like that sometimes!"