Ugh... I get this from my wife AND my father-in-law. "What if..." We actually went over this on Easter. I have a warranty recall on my new car for a faulty fuel sensor so it was pertinent. I told my FIL, "You know the type of people who brush their teeth only once per day? Well, they've been doing that forever and nobody is going to change them to brushing twice daily. This is the same thing. It doesn't matter how much you b*tch at me to fill up at 1/2 tank. Its. not. going. to. happen."
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So true.
Cinco de mayo...
That's some stones to do that. Makes this guy look like a rank amateur:
I love the comments on the Costco thief
"when did Costco satart selling Henessey"
"apparently they aren't"
🤣🤣🤣
Fer Sure
yup
That’s the truth right there
Its a skill
& 2nd & 3rd........
Sometimes it looks a graceful as a 300 lb pole dancer :-)
If I catch fish---the end justifies the means :-)
Dispatching units to your location now sir.
I'll see your hoe---and raise ya a gator in yoga pants
https://twitter.com/CCSOFLSheriff/status/1125482381413056520
just need to stretch a bit. . .
Ugh... I get this from my wife AND my father-in-law. "What if..." We actually went over this on Easter. I have a warranty recall on my new car for a faulty fuel sensor so it was pertinent. I told my FIL, "You know the type of people who brush their teeth only once per day? Well, they've been doing that forever and nobody is going to change them to brushing twice daily. This is the same thing. It doesn't matter how much you b*tch at me to fill up at 1/2 tank. Its. not. going. to. happen."
Well when Studley gets up to pee at 3am---my knees sound like someone is breakin kindling
Yeah, I told my wife last week that I was seriously considering just walking into the ocean.
Uhh...Dude....Utah is a ways from the ocean
Take it from the great Irish prophet ...Tommy (near the end)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2CAqSpzu9GY
I need these
I wonder.
wrote this luv song
Tuesday night class:
Brand new first day white belt: "Shouldn't your foot be farther away so I can't grab it?"
Me: "Yeah, but I'm old enough to be your dad."
Cersie and Jaime
Molon labe
Shut 'er down! We're done here!
Uncles
I laughed way too hard at this.
Uncles!! That is so sick yet I can't stop chuckling.