HE: Its an awfully nice night out here at the beach!

SHE: But you're a dirty filthy hippy, what would a nice clean girl like me do with you?

HE: well you could bring your soap and clean my feet!

SHE: Ewww....no thank you....then again...I could bring you a pizza........(long pause as SHE waits for an answer)..........I can hear your pants growing!

HE: So....

SHE: I'll be there in an hour...and wash your feet!

WHERE WERE THESE GIRLS WHEN I WAS IN THE GAME?