AND JUST HOW MANY OF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED....

EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

....that there were women who let the Donald grab them by their nether regions without protesting vehemently or saying something just because he was rich and famous?

Better check your chauvinism and misogynist tendencies at the door....that's what %99.9999999 of the women I've talked to said....and I know lots of women who look for any opportunity to cash in as they say.....rock and roll groupies....rugby hugbies....golf and country club gold diggers and hanger ons.....Casino fluffers.....etc ad infinitum.....

They say it don't matter how much money or opportunity the Donald represents....if he grabbed them by the nether regions...when he woke up he'd be picking himself up off the floor and asking for a napkin to stop the blood flow from his nose...ears....testicles....and everywhere else blood can flow from a man after grabbing a woman by her crotch.......

What's wrong with people that they bought Trump/s stories.....'its locker room talk between guys/....OH...YOU THINK?

Did any of you play intramural sports...did any of you have to take P.E.? Or did you get out of it by being in band or ROTC?

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  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    Missiles are coming!....Why did he says this? Did he mean it? Was he giving Russia a warming so they could tell Syria to move their equipment out of the way? Did he have a brain fart on the toilet and mistakenly blurt out his intentions? Why on earth did anybody think he made a mistake signaling his intentions? Why does anybody think he really intends to send missiles? There's so much evidence and so many opinions and so many allegations that indicate he won't! He lies, he exaggerates, he schemes, he attempts to manipulate......like every politician on the planet he makes sounds come out his mouth fully expecting or hoping the sounds will make things happen....that's what politicians do....throw sounds and text at things hoping it will make things happen! They hire six figure experts to tell them which way the winds are blowing and how people think and behave so they can say the right thing or perfect text at it to get people to do what they want them to do......and you think you can take what they say at face value...and then decide when you don't?

    Aww....c'mon now.....that's cray cray!

  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,685 Senior Member

    Band if you must know. But outside of school, soccer.

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    Percussion, Sax, or Tuba? Aww c'mon....if it was flute, clarinet, or piccolo I won't make fun of you! Somebody has to play them! If there aren't enough girlls in most bands to do it some man has to step up and do it! Its his jerb! That's what men do! That's why Dog made us! To do things girls can't or wouldn't! Besides there's actually nothing wrong with whatever instrument you choose to rock, especially if oyu totally rock it! Ive seen some kazoo masters that will blow you right out of your sneaekers....leaving your socks still inside! There you are shoeless, sockless, and smoking.......blown away....by a freaking backwoods swamp kid with a kazoo!

    I did one year of Texas Big 5A football....before blowing that off for other things....always moving on to new challenges....done one until my need to overcome a challenge is accomplished....time to move on to another challenge....usually more challenging than the previous....which it itarsweren't so.....there's always something calling....beckoning....over there wavng and and calling...come over here.....I'm the next thing....

    In my case it was my sophmore year and it was girls, girls, girls and more girls.....and then it was motocross....FFA....showing my pigs at Jr stockshows....bull riding....skateboarding....going to huge Texas dance halls long before Urban Cowboy came out.....wrenching on my 68 GTO....cruising....then going to Navy boot camp four days after graduation......

    I've always been into guitars.....had and have lots of them....like everything I've ever had in my hands...all of them got whacked....the whack attack.....always doing something to my stuff....many of them didn't survive it.....others got five way switches and hot wound pickups....replacing the four pots on my dual humbucker guitars with push pulls and Jimmy Page mods...new bodies with different woods for my guitars with bolt on necks....especially he one's I'd threw around and stood on to whack the tremolos like Jimi and Stevie.....modeling amps with 120 configurations and configurable or cloud downloadable community custom configurations for infinite possibilites of sound.....

    You're a Texan....what school? (Oh god please don't let it be Permian).....I was a Judson Rocket...ever heard of them?

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    And I did all three years of available elective Air Force JRROTC.....spring of my second (junior) year got to go to Houston's Astroworld as a reward for the girls and boys drill teams sweeping the state championships with totally silent no command drill (I was Captain of the Color Gaurd)......only to arrive at the Astroworld Hotel right in the middle of a National High School Vocational Cosmetology convention with thousands of girls attending from around the nation....freaky rules and laws (Spring 1977).....three of us guys were walking around the hotel grounds when three floors up four girls from Ohio yelled down asking if any of us were 18 (18 year old guys could buy liquor in the hotel store but if you were a girl you had to be 21).....one of us was 18....I was 16......they gave us the room number, we went up, they gave the 18 year old their money and he went and bought 6 bottles of Seagrams.....since there teacher and chaperone brought her boyfriend and holed up with him for the entirety of their stay.....we stayed with them in their room the entirety of ours.....the only two engaging in any smoosh smoosh being the only two seniors over 18 yeas old....the rest of us playing cards and drinking games.....

    Next day we had to muster for roll call before walking across the birdge to Astroworld....the 18 year old wasn't going to let anything stop him from going back....the second of our three stole a huge stuffed animal off a midway contest when the attendee wasn't looking in the hopes of wooing one of the three unclaimed girls into a little hanky panky before we had to muster in front of the us and go home.....and I just went along for the ride....beat tromping around in +100 degree heat in a crowd of 100k people that's for sure....

    As soon as we got back to the room I did my usual thing of shoving a chair into a corner so I could watch the action and the door and beat it out the slider at the rear of the room iand over the patio rail in case some thing happened....the 18 year old and blonde floozy went into the bathroom and commenced to go at it for four hours straight......the middle of is three guys gave his target the life size pink panda stuffed animal and then when his short, fat, dark little but didn't score he got mad and started to down all the remaining bottles of Seagrams on his own to get back at them all.....

    Before muster at the bus to go back home the 18 year old and I put the middle guy between us and dragged him down to and onto the bus before anybody else was there and could see us....

    We put him in the back of the bus....and then after muster the 18 year old and I sat far apart and away from him to give the appearance we hadn't been together....even when he started puking up gallons of Seagrams and the bus pulled over while the Colonel and Senior Master Sargent went back there to see what was going on.....he did it....his problem....

    Unfortunately a short little pudgy pig nosed girl I went steady with for a few weeks to prevent a lull in physical affection between girlfriends (just hanging on to each other and french kissing for hours and nothing else at that time in that neighborhood of mostly air force kids who's fathers worked together) before breaking up with the pudgy pig nosed girl after she'd already bought a formal dress to wear to the ROTC ball so I could to go steady with a long haired, long legged, skin tight denim and cowgirl hat wearing girl which understandably infuriated the pudgy pig nosed girl who then saw the three of us together on the midway in Astroworld and the middle of us stealing the full sized pink panda and then all three of us huffing it over the bridge back to the hotel despite strict orders to not leave the amusement park poriton of the complex until 30 minutes before time to muster in front of the bus so we could board and go home....

    Penalty Phase: When I was pulled off the bus and taken behind it for questioning...I was completely sober....sort of...enough to control my stuff anyway....calm, cool, and collected....as we'd say in the Navy...I was tactical!......despite having the top GPA and top scoe on the final exam during the following Officer's summer school....I wasn't allowed to be an officer....I was made top NCO....flight sergeant.....given an E9 metal badge for my collar....and put in charge of massing jup and marching the entire corp as well as the color gaurd during parades and sporting events/.......drunken middle **** wasn't punsihed because he was left at a home for boys by his parents and the house supervisors at the home were notoriously strict.....the 18 year old had accepted a scholarship to Westpoint for his ROTC and more so because he was a state ranked cross country runner and letter man in three other sports and the son of an Air Force General....they pulled a scam to make him write a letter to West Point turning down the scholarship or they'd tell his dad and the commandant at West Point...so he did....but unknown to them untl he walked the stage at graduation he'd received offers from several other universities and military academies ....and took the one from the Coart Gaurd Academy in Connecticut......five months into the school year the HQ of the regional Naval Recruiters let the school paper know about four of us that had entered the Navy's delayed entrance program....myself, the middle drunken **** from the boy's home. a long time friend who I'd known in Boy Scous for years and who went to Philmont Scout Camp with me, and some guy I didn't know at all but who went to school wtih use....

    The three of us, me, middle drunken tarrd, and my fellow Boy Scouter....signed up at different times without even taling to one another about it under the buddy program....where we all went in the same time and would be in the same unit......

    The retired Colonel and Senior Master Sergeant were livid....they asked the middle drunken **** why I did it....he told them a a true story with deliberate witholdings about how I'd totally annihilated the ASVAB entrance exam with a score the likes of which G0D had never seen......went into a 6 year active duty advanced electronics program with 2 years of schools.....how I got auto E3 after completing boot camp and would be getting automatic E4 after passing my first of many schools about 6 months after going in....theoouldy wanted to know why I didn't want to go to the Air Academy....

    When they asked me I clued them in......You guys should have checked my transcripts....I score in the upper 1% nationally....but in class I barely make grades to pass...in fact....I've failed so many required courses that I've taken several times I'm not even sure I'll have enough credits to graduate so I'll have a diploma when I fly off to boot.....

    Sleep too much in class...never paid attention....day dreamed...never did homework....never studied....tooooooooo boring....don't bother me...I don't need you......don't need this!

    Know better now....I'd make a great motivational speaker for teens.....'Trust me (pulling pants up from around my butt)...you don't want to end up living in a van down by the river! (falls through living room table obliterating it into splinters)......

  • creekyguycreekyguy Posts: 124 Senior Member

    I'm wondering, which of your comments would you like me to ignore. There are so many.
    So Echo is an expert on women. if you were, I think you would spend a lot less time typing vapid essays on the web.

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    I'm 57....I love and care for my older wife....I love being in a primary girl-boy relationship....I love having one very close companion and partner in all things.....but unless I resort to chemical enhancement I won't ever have that one specific desire ever again...and for much of the rest....newness...the pride and kick to the ego of being found attractive by others...and pretty much the majority of the psycho-driven compulsions to seek and couple up with...even for a very short period of time...to satisfy psycho driven needs such as....ummmm...conquest....winning....beating your opponents....through pursuit of the members of the gender I prefer for such things (girls...I'm girls only....I'm just trying to make sure I'm being sensitive and considerate to everybody here).....well...as for all those things....been there, done that hundreds of time, still have the memorabilia....tees, stacks of beer cups, clumps of tickets banded together, scars, psychological maladies,etc....

    Most things once done I'm no longer interested in them....got what I wanted or needed....done.....at some point...done a little...done a lot...done a medium amount....done...most things.

    Flyfishing was one...for me anyway....got really, really, really good at it....and nothing was left for me anymore! Besides...things changed as well....I personally started having problems justifying me messing with the fishes just for chubs!

    Here fishy fishy...here fishy fishy....have a bite of my personally tied....beautiful........little.......HOOK! Don't run...don't run....no....run....definitely run....just don't think you're getting away......not from me man....you're mine....I'm your master...there you are...show me your face...c'mon....little bit further now....just a little bit further now...GOTCHA! Say my name, go on say it, who's you're daddy, WHO'S DA MAN!

    I'd fish for something I'd eat....and I only eat salt water fish....its a flavor preference thing...that's all.

  • tim_stim_s Senior Member Posts: 1,859 Senior Member

    so Kanola is back?

    Fly Fishing in Maine - www.flyfishinginmaine.com
  • GoldenladleGoldenladle Super Moderator Posts: 3,777 Senior Member

    @tim_s said:
    so Kanola is back?

    yep, complete with the never ending mindstream.

    Moved to Montana, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,685 Senior Member

    @EchoTest said:
    Percussion, Sax, or Tuba? Aww c'mon....if it was flute, clarinet, or piccolo I won't make fun of you!

    Trumpet. While I was there we played in Texas Stadium, Astrodome, Louisiana Superdome, Orange Bowl and Cotton Bowl. SMU used to use two high school bands to open games and form the diamond-shaped letters with the Mustangs forming the M. We were the S or U.

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,685 Senior Member

    And your other question. In H.S. it was Bryan Adams in east Dallas. College it was a Dallas community college, followed by UT at Arlington. Dropped out for a few years then went to Stephen F. Austin.

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,685 Senior Member

    I got the impression from another post you were several years older than me. Don't know why. You are less than a year older.

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,685 Senior Member

    @Goldenladle said:

    @tim_s said:
    so Kanola is back?

    yep, complete with the never ending mindstream.

    Didn't some of the best writers of the 20th century do steam of consciousness narrative? Or did they just get high while sitting at the type writer?

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 1,793 Senior Member

    Let's ask Hunter S Thompson

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    William Faulkner, the Sound and the Fury....his characters were all totally stream of consciousness....so I guess it was stream of consciousness dialogue...or style?

    I'm not trying to emulate anybody...I'm not trying to be a writer....not trying to do anything at all but telling stories to have some fun and hope others do to!

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