Kim Jong Un
[ open on Tiny Elvis's mansion, Tiny E. and the boys in the living room catching the news and having a good time]
Tiny Elvis: Hey, Sonny, Red, you boys having a good time?
Red: Count on it, Tiny Elvis.
Sonny: Takin' care of business, Tiny E!
Tiny Elvis: Well, that's good man, that's real good. Hey, Sonny, Red! Look how big Kim Jon UN's head is, man! That's hu-u-uge!
Sonny: [ laughs ]
Red: That's right, E!
Tiny Elvis: Well, man, I don't know how I could ever ride that thing without falling off, man. My arms are way too small to get a grip on it, man. That head is enormous!
Sonny: That's right, Elvis, that's a big head! [ slaps his knee ]
Tiny Elvis: Sure is, man. That's a really big head!
Red: That's hilarious, Elvis!
Sonny: Yeah, Elvis, you're really funny!
Tiny Elvis: Hey, man.. look at that salt shaker, man. That is huge! Man, I'll never be able to use all that salt, man. That is way too much!