Into the nursing program. Bring on the butts needing wiping.
Is it time for my colonic?
'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
Yes. But first I will need to check you for any gastrointestinal disorders as well as check your prostate.
Please put your pants over there on the chair, right beside mine.
Okay but if both hands end up on my shoulders, I am gonna be so suspicious. I'm not falling for that twice.
'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
Daddy asked his doctor about the finger thing when he had his last about physical. That old joke about how modern medicine has come so far, yet the finger is still the best thing they have for checking the prostate.
His doctor is a master of dry wit. He said, "But Mr. Lee, it's tradition."
I assume this is all about getting in close proximity to some hot nursie candidates. But in my experience they are in nursing because they are too homely to get the ole Mrs degree.
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Is it time for my colonic?
Now quit screwing around on forums and start studying..
Mike
Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
Yes. But first I will need to check you for any gastrointestinal disorders as well as check your prostate.
Please put your pants over there on the chair, right beside mine.
You've already seen a gutpile so you should'nt lose your lunch
My daughter took the nursing program----apparently books can be written on night shift at the ole Emerg
Okay but if both hands end up on my shoulders, I am gonna be so suspicious. I'm not falling for that twice.
His doctor is a master of dry wit. He said, "But Mr. Lee, it's tradition."
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banjo
Haha - Last one I had the doctor said "It might hurt a little more than usual because I'm going to use two fingers in case you want a second opinion".
But Bubbe wants to know, "So why not a doctor?"
Congrates Buffy, you'll do very well.
I find the willingness to give it up frightening.