Well it's The Weekend...And The Lodge is Typically Empty

BushartBushart Senior MemberPosts: 2,725 Senior Member
So I will sit here by the Lodge fireplace and contemplate a few thoughts with a glass of wine in hopes members soon will return

Today's topic...The RNC

1. When you sign up to the republican party---does the white hood come complimentary to hide the lobotomy scar?

2. When your having sex---do you close your eyes and think your doing Palin?

3. Do you believe your **** grows an extra inch if you humiliate the Safeway bag girl?

4. When you vote for a congressman--do you pick the least likely guy to be caught in an airport bathroom stall with a boy?

5. Do you think climate change is good ---cuz you don't want to buy snow tires?

I may have to get another pour

Replies

  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Ya see I can post these thoughts here---as I believe all Lodge Repubs have signed a non snowflake proliferation clause

    It's all about the honesty
  • creekguycreekguy Senior Member Posts: 3,905 Senior Member
    I'll be here all week end. I'm getting over a nasty flu.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    creekguy wrote: »
    I'll be here all week end. I'm getting over a nasty flu.

    Hope ya get better soon

    I've noticed past couple wkds this place has been dead---sooo---thought I'd cast one upstream and drift it down the middle---hoping a snowflake will rise---but alas...
  • Green Mt BoyGreen Mt Boy Senior Member Posts: 989 Senior Member
    Present and accounted for.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Cool soon we'll have a battalion so we can all die on the same hill :)
  • swizzswizz Senior Member Posts: 2,559 Senior Member
    Place has become nothing more than an anti-Trump outlet, boring. Not this post (troll) specifically but everything daily. Kinda fun to read people chasing their tails occasionally but... boring.
    Peak fishing, work, and mining season from now until winter so I won't be here too much. I hope things get better, or maybe the lodge should just disappear again. Lib echo chamber now for sure, which there is a market for I reckon.
    Have fun, cheers.
    All of your Trout are belong to me.
  • magallowaymagalloway Senior Member Posts: 1,023 Senior Member
    Oh, I'm here, I just don't have a lot to say these days.

    In response to (2) above: Do you really think it was a coincidence Ms Sarah and Kid Rock were invited to the White House the same night? Can you cringe with your eyes closed?

    Jim
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    swizz wrote: »
    Place has become nothing more than an anti-Trump outlet, boring. Not this post (troll) specifically but everything daily. Kinda fun to read people chasing their tails occasionally but... boring.
    Peak fishing, work, and mining season from now until winter so I won't be here too much. I hope things get better, or maybe the lodge should just disappear again. Lib echo chamber now for sure, which there is a market for I reckon.
    Have fun, cheers.

    Swizz don't Go!!

    I agree on same old topics tho

    And troll...maybe...ya see I'm learnin how to perfect it

    Apparently you can group anyone who disagrees with you in a snowflake category---lump em all together---find someone else who thinks like you---slap each other on the back---bingo you've convinced yourself you indeed are correct

    So although I know not all repubs are the same---thought I'd try the group stereotype theory---like the snowflake thingy
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    magalloway wrote: »
    Oh, I'm here, I just don't have a lot to say these days.

    In response to (2) above: Do you really think it was a coincidence Ms Sarah and Kid Rock were invited to the White House the same night? Can you cringe with your eyes closed?

    Jim

    Ok that made me laugh
  • swizzswizz Senior Member Posts: 2,559 Senior Member
    Too busy doing ladder work.
    33814173890_976f6e138e_b.jpgStep Up by GhostCreekMine, on Flickr
    All of your Trout are belong to me.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    swizz wrote: »
    Too busy doing ladder work.
    33814173890_976f6e138e_b.jpgStep Up by GhostCreekMine, on Flickr

    Cool----but what am I lookin at?
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,762 Senior Member
    swizz wrote: »
    Place has become nothing more than an anti-Trump outlet, boring. Not this post (troll) specifically but everything daily. Kinda fun to read people chasing their tails occasionally but... boring.

    I can see how this can be difficult for a snowflake.

    There is a door.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,274 Senior Member
    That kind of attitude is what has caused this place to become vacated.

    To the OP, we usually have our own hoods before joining the GOP.

    Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk
  • NZ IndicatorNZ Indicator Senior Member Posts: 10,023 Senior Member
    I can see how this can be difficult for a snowflake.

    There is a door.

    Swizz definitely isn't a snowflake. Now you and some others however...

    18010878_1800182826659354_3855715848136127400_n.jpg?oh=562d570c95b4341772f22d39e7718076&oe=5978FA8E
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,971 Senior Member
    I'm here tonight and tomorrow after work. Yeah. No social life. :)
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,971 Senior Member
    Bushart wrote: »

    2. When your having sex---do you close your eyes and think your doing Palin?

    All eyes turn towards Sherb.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,762 Senior Member
    Swizz definitely isn't a snowflake. Now you and some others however...

    18010878_1800182826659354_3855715848136127400_n.jpg?oh=562d570c95b4341772f22d39e7718076&oe=5978FA8E

    He is a whiny little baby.

    You know how I interpret posts like his? "I do not have the mental acumen to keep up, so I will stomp out like a 2 year old child."
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,762 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    That kind of attitude is what has caused this place to become vacated.

    To the OP, we usually have our own hoods before joining the GOP.

    Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk

    You're talking about Swizz being a whiny little baby right?
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    FishTX wrote: »
    I'm here tonight and tomorrow after work. Yeah. No social life. :)

    Well ya can com'n on over and live the fast paced life of doin an oil change on my 4 stroke outboard and gettin my boat together day----not for the faint of heart
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    That kind of attitude is what has caused this place to become vacated.

    To the OP, we usually have our own hoods before joining the GOP.

    Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk

    Ya know I'm kiddin Buffster
    it's makin a point about lumping a group under a made up word ...just because they disagree with someone else

    So being labeled a snowflake without the slightest knowledge of the **** one has lived thru ---really is annoying
  • sherbsherb Senior Member Posts: 3,837 Senior Member
    FishTX wrote: »
    All eyes turn towards Sherb.


    Did you guys know they made a porno? Who's nailin' Palin?

    Fact check: true.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    sherb wrote: »
    Did you guys know they made a porno? Who's nailin' Palin?

    Fact check: true.

    Did it star Tina Fey?

    Would be quite the dialouge----"That's the dawg gone tootinist **** I ever saw---least since ah skinned that Grizzly bear"..."Ya know who knew his way round plumbin.....Joe"
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,274 Senior Member
    It starred Lisa Ann. Very good quality.

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  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    It starred Lisa Ann. Very good quality.

    Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk

    Hey!!...my sister's name is Lisa Ann......Waita minute...gotta Go
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,274 Senior Member
    Is this her?

    lisa-ann.jpg


    palin-pornstar.jpg
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Beats the hell outta Nugent and Kid Rock et al..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,971 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »


    palin-pornstar.jpg

    Looks smarter than Palin.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Is this her?

    lisa-ann.jpg


    palin-pornstar.jpg

    Hell No!!....I'm prettier than her

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