Your mother's playing Mah-jong and she say's, "My Buffy's a NP of psychiatry."
Estelle says, "Nu, why not a doctor?"
But then, I work for an insurance company in Iowa....
I had a dream the other night that I was either in Chicago or New York with my boss, and men were walking around outside wearing tallit under their suit coats (which is ridiculous since you wear tallit on the outside and only in shul). I realized it was Yom Kippur, and I didn't know since I lived in Iowa. I started screaming at my boss and woke up so pissed off.
Yeah, that is ridiculous. I never would wear my talit under my suit like that. And not even in shul? GTF outta here.
If this were true, by definition you have an internal score of 5.
It's most definitely true. Let me introduce you to my mother.
When I was about 12, I received a chewing out from her while we were on the way to some family friend's house for Sunday dinner. Why was she getting on to me?
Because one of my cousins had knocked over their gate (the family friend) a month ago and let all their goats out. She was so afraid of me embarrassing her that I was getting a lecture and I'd never even been to the place.
These people had a shop on their property with boutique stuff, furniture, etc. that they sold during the week. It was locked, being Sunday, so I was peeking in the glass. Beside the door was a doorbell. I pressed it a few times and listened but couldn't hear a doorbell ringing in the little wooden shop.
About that time, SHE burst out of the house, screaming my name.
The doorbell was wired to go off inside the house. All the guests were in the home laughing about it, i was just a kid, and they saw me out the window, standing on the stoop, pressing a button, and pushing my ear against the glass. Everyone else thought it was cute, but SHE went red in the face. I was a quiet kid. Never got in trouble. But my mother acted as if I was Satan reincarnate.
I'm still going to therapy and taking meds because of her. So yeah, I think my "Jewish" mother can out-Jewish mother any of the MoT women. She can certainly hold her own.
We help people with psychiatric conditions, like the ghey or being Mormon.
Shall I schedule you a visit, Eld. Shawn?
If Shawn has the gay then I think Sherb and I should feel insulted,
'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
There was this comic who came up with a new religion combining Hinduism and Judaism. He called it Hinjew. You live several lifetimes and in each of them you disappoint your mother.
'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
Yeah, Shawn. I'm not hot enough for you? I mean, you didn't even float a trial balloon.
It's because there were two of you. Had Elder Shawn been with just one of you, he would have had you in the huckle-buck in the bottom of the drift boat.
These Mormons only strike when there are no witnesses.
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'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
But a definite dearth of attractive women.
We are going to Florida on Monday (taking the kids to visit The Mouse), and it does NOT make me want to take a detour to Panama City. I'll stick to the MILFs at Epcot.
As a hunter I try to utilize every part of the animal...So if I hunted camels....
How would you get the hair off the cameltoe?
What wine goes good with cameltoe?
Can I serve a combo sausage/cameltoe platter?
If my cameltoe smells fishy is it past it's prime?
As a hunter I try to utilize every part of the animal...So if I hunted camels....
How would you get the hair off the cameltoe?
What wine goes good with cameltoe?
Can I serve a combo sausage/cameltoe platter?
If my cameltoe smells fishy is it past it's prime?
The camel toe is edible.
Some are furrier than others, it varies.
Sausage compliments camel toe very well. I recommend a nice cabernet.
I've never seen one past it's prime, but they should be cleaned well before consumption.
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Yeah, that is ridiculous. I never would wear my talit under my suit like that. And not even in shul? GTF outta here.
He is, yes.
Speaking of which, Happy Purim (tomorrow) everybody.
If this were true, by definition you have an internal score of 5.
When I was about 12, I received a chewing out from her while we were on the way to some family friend's house for Sunday dinner. Why was she getting on to me?
Because one of my cousins had knocked over their gate (the family friend) a month ago and let all their goats out. She was so afraid of me embarrassing her that I was getting a lecture and I'd never even been to the place.
These people had a shop on their property with boutique stuff, furniture, etc. that they sold during the week. It was locked, being Sunday, so I was peeking in the glass. Beside the door was a doorbell. I pressed it a few times and listened but couldn't hear a doorbell ringing in the little wooden shop.
About that time, SHE burst out of the house, screaming my name.
The doorbell was wired to go off inside the house. All the guests were in the home laughing about it, i was just a kid, and they saw me out the window, standing on the stoop, pressing a button, and pushing my ear against the glass. Everyone else thought it was cute, but SHE went red in the face. I was a quiet kid. Never got in trouble. But my mother acted as if I was Satan reincarnate.
I'm still going to therapy and taking meds because of her. So yeah, I think my "Jewish" mother can out-Jewish mother any of the MoT women. She can certainly hold her own.
Maybe city dwelling Jews go out for Chinese, but not where we lived. We didn't get a Chinese restaurant until the 90s.
If Shawn has the gay then I think Sherb and I should feel insulted,
Yeah, Shawn. I'm not hot enough for you? I mean, you didn't even float a trial balloon.
These Mormons only strike when there are no witnesses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4295400/Spring-Breakers-defy-drink-ban-twerk-flash-fight.html
Wow, that was NSFW.
But a definite dearth of attractive women.
We are going to Florida on Monday (taking the kids to visit The Mouse), and it does NOT make me want to take a detour to Panama City. I'll stick to the MILFs at Epcot.
I hollowed one out.
As a hunter I try to utilize every part of the animal...So if I hunted camels....
How would you get the hair off the cameltoe?
What wine goes good with cameltoe?
Can I serve a combo sausage/cameltoe platter?
If my cameltoe smells fishy is it past it's prime?
There should be full disclosure on this board
The fact I've talked to you ..a now full fledged Jew
It's going to really hurt my application to get into the Klan:cool:
The camel toe is edible.
Some are furrier than others, it varies.
Sausage compliments camel toe very well. I recommend a nice cabernet.
I've never seen one past it's prime, but they should be cleaned well before consumption.