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  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Mike's neighbours?

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,426 Senior Member
    OK Hoss...I'm only gonna shoot ya a little---just stand still...K

    Wonder how many Lone Stars are involved to come up with such an ingenious idea
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,914 Senior Member
    And you wonder why my state has its reputation. [bangs head on wall]
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,194 Senior Member
    FishTX wrote: »
    And you wonder why state has its reputation. [bangs head on wall]

    On the bright side, you're better than Florida.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,914 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    On the bright side, you're better than Florida.


    I feel better now.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,300 Senior Member
    You really shouldn't.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • NZ IndicatorNZ Indicator Senior Member Posts: 9,938 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    On the bright side, you're better than Florida.
    And California.

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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 4,521 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    On the bright side, you're better than Florida.
    But oddly, I rarely hear of folks from Illinois or New York moving to Texas, they tend to move to... FL.

    Which might be part of the problem.
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,194 Senior Member
    I doubt snowbirds are the problem in Florida.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,300 Senior Member
    But oddly, I rarely hear of folks from Illinois or New York moving to Texas, they tend to move to... FL.

    Which might be part of the problem.

    They're not sending you their best.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 4,521 Senior Member
    They're not sending you their best.
    Oh, I know.

    I've long said that FL is the Confederate state with the longest occupation by Yankees.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 4,521 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    I doubt snowbirds are the problem in Florida.

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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    I doubt snowbirds are the problem in Florida.
    Um, know how I know you don't live in Florida?

    Look, the crackers in Florida are just like the ones in GA. You don't hear many problems about us in GA. The problem comes from the feral second generation Yankees, who's parents relocated here. They don't revert back to the woods very well.

    Every time you see a Florida Man tweet, I guarantee you he has a Yankee accent.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    18k8um.jpg
    I got this.
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,194 Senior Member
    Snowbirds are older people. Not wannabe meth rednecks.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    They are also French-Canadian..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    Snowbirds are older people. Not wannabe meth rednecks.
    No, but their kids are.

    This is the difference between Yankees and **** Yankees. Yankees go home.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 4,521 Senior Member
    ricinus wrote: »
    They are also French-Canadian..

    Mike
    Down here if you see a Quebec license plate, they'll drive worse than a person from New York or Illinois. Which is saying a lot.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,426 Senior Member
    Trust me it's the same here

    We were planning a road trip to the east coast and considered driving thru Vermont and Maine to miss the lunacy-
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    I'm in Florida right now at a sports bar. Hot SMOKING hot waitresses, old men sitting around drinking, and ogling.

    I swear, I just heard this octogenarian call the young thing waiting on him "toots."
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    You guys really should see the legs on this chick in the bicycle spandex shorts. Holy freaking cow
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,426 Senior Member
    Easy Buff...pace yerself
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Holy hell. She could crush a watermelon between these things. And tanned....
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,426 Senior Member
    OK think we lost him:cool:

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