Somebody please make my reservation...

magallowaymagalloway Senior MemberPosts: 1,030 Senior Member
...at the home. I was waiting for a call from the vet's office telling me that the hound was ready to pick up from grooming, reclining in my chair, dozing, when the phone rang and I tried to answer it twice with the TV remote. I figure it's only a few short steps until I'm standing outside with my Depends hanging around my knees, threatening drivers-by with my cane.

Jim

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  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Well at least you knew the ringing wasn't the doorbell.. ;)

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 24,239 Senior Member
    magalloway wrote: »
    ...at the home. I was waiting for a call from the vet's office telling me that the hound was ready to pick up from grooming, reclining in my chair, dozing, when the phone rang and I tried to answer it twice with the TV remote. I figure it's only a few short steps until I'm standing outside with my Depends hanging around my knees, threatening drivers-by with my cane.

    Jim

    That sounds like fun, why wait?
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 7,014 Senior Member
    The best part of old age is being able to flip off children with impunity, right?

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