Buffco, let's work on your marital relations game

HextallHextall Senior MemberPosts: 9,520 Senior Member
So, let's do a little role playing.

I'll play Mrs. Buffco in this scene.... fixing my hair, putting on my face, getting ready for another day in the soul grinding world where I get paid less than a man for the same job, my monthly curse makes me moody, and where I continually question how I made such a rash and foolheartedly decision when you asked me to marry you. Oh how I would ask for that moment back. Time machine to kill ****? I have a better use for that time machine...


And.... ACTION!

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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Hey baby, wanna f***? Looking good in them jeans!
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    **** straight! Let's make a baby!

    (I don't understand the woman mind. How could Buffco's sweet sweet line not work?)
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,914 Senior Member
    Never been married, but that doesn't stop me from having an opinion.

    Wear a green shirt.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 6,576 Senior Member
    Buffy is a political conservative, so I'm assuming spousal **** is still on the table. I mean, it's his right, right?
  • NZ IndicatorNZ Indicator Senior Member Posts: 9,941 Senior Member
    If you want to get to the hoo-haa one must first get to the heart.

    True story.

    Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Shawn C. wrote: »
    Buffy is a political conservative, so I'm assuming spousal **** is still on the table. I mean, it's his right, right?

    If you've seen the train wreck that is Buffco, then you know he is in no position to say no.
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,174 Senior Member
    Buffy maybe you can give Hex...I mean your wife some liquid courage to help her see past the ginger drapes.

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