Teh worst thing about raising stock animals. . .

Is that your daughters give them princess names. This has the effect of making it more difficult to kill them.

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  • CO NativeCO Native Senior Member Posts: 1,557 Senior Member
    My first 4H project was a pig named Rosy. I can remember feeling a little sad while eating a ham and my dad saying "You did a good job with Rosy, she's tender and very tasty".
    I'm sure that would crush most girls.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    sherb wrote: »
    Is that your daughters give them princess names. This has the effect of making it more difficult to kill them.

    You should name them Princess Freddie Gray and the Dutchess of Boise, Abner Louima.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    sherb wrote: »
    Is that your daughters give them princess names. This has the effect of making it more difficult to kill them.


    You're done for unless you can fabricate an elaborate lie..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,308 Senior Member
    sherb wrote: »
    Is that your daughters give them princess names. This has the effect of making it more difficult to kill them.

    The black one better be Tiana
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,586 Senior Member
    sherb wrote: »
    Is that your daughters give them princess names. This has the effect of making it more difficult to kill them.
    When my daughter was 3, I pointed at the Angus steer we had shut up and asked her what she thought about that cow.

    Without missing a beat she said, "Delicious!"

    Love that girl.
  • seppalaseppala Senior Member Posts: 1,916 Senior Member
    My sisters pet cow went missing. She asked at dinner. My dad told her she was eating Oliver. She threw up.

    For reals.
  • flytrapflytrap Banned Posts: 1,659 Senior Member
    Thought lawyers were smart enough not to fall into that trap, guess not.
    There are worse things in life than being a born cynic.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 8,057 Senior Member
    When asked what happened to Princess Fill in the Blank, tell her you sent it to "live on a farm."
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.

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