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"None of you, in my opinion, given the behavior in this class, deserve to pass, or graduate to become an Aggie, as you do not in any way embody the honor that the university holds graduates should have within their personal character. It is thus for these reasons why I am officially walking away from this course. I am frankly and completely disgusted. You all lack the honor and maturity to live up to the standards that Texas A&M holds, and the competence and/or desire to do the quality work necessary to pass the course just on a grade level ... I will no longer be teaching the course, and all, including FishTx, Comic, Sherb, and particularly Buffco, who keeps staring at the coeds in yoga pants, are being awarded a failing grade....He sent a lengthy email to his Strategic Management class explaining that they would all be failing the course. He said the students proved to be incompetent and lack the maturity level to enter the workforce." Steven will take over the class.
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Three days later, a detective showed at his door.
" Mr Jones, I have bad news, good news and great news for you. Which do you want first?"
"Give me the bad news first, I guess?"
"We have found your wife's body, she is dead."
"That's horrible! But you said there was also good news. What's that?"
"When we pulled her up 2 lobsters and a dozen Dungess crabs came with her."
Perplexed, Mr jones asked, "Then what's the great news?"
The officer smacked his lips, replying, "We're raising her again tomorrow."
I was telling my daughter about an Econ class I had. About a hundred kids in it. I sat in it for three weeks not knowing what was going on. It always seemed like the prof (who was an old guy with shoe-black dyed hair), would start a sentence in the middle of the previous sentence. Nothing made sense to me, so I sat there bewildered.
Then one lecture there was a particularly bad break in a sentence, and all the students started looking around at each other. After what seemed like 15 seconds, the entire class erupted in raucous laughter - out of relief. Apparently, we had all been sitting there - each thinking he or she was the only idiot not getting it.
At the next TA session, the TA was laughing her **** off. All the TAs knew the old guy was completely whacked but were enjoying watching us sweat too much to say anything.
Not surprising at all given what I have seen in some of today's youth.
Said every generation since the dawn of time..
Mike
Hahaha.
Dostoevsky complained about Russia's youth in the 1880's.
People seem to forget what their schoolmates were really like back in H.S. and college. If the subject was "the stupid things kids did back in my day" we would hear of all sorts of objectionable behavior. Nostalgia aint what it used to be.
Get off my lawn!
In the first day of my chemistry 101 course, the prof was just out of Harvard or something and it was his first lecture. He put the Schrodinger equation on the board, and began to lecture about its significance without actually telling us what it was about. It seems pretty funny now, but I remember the bewilderment of the 200 or so students (and myself) to this day.
Jim
*that is the extent of my knowledge of Schrodinger.
Don't you have a ballgame to go to.. Wear your white power tee..
Mike
Don't eff with me boy, I'm a Deputy Sheriff. Y'all want to be tazed, oops..
Mike
That's "floe."
Source: I am a college student. AMA!