I haven't seen the show. But I know the type. The pretty boys that drive jacked up trucks their daddy bought them. And these guys couldn't field dress a mouse.
Meanwhile, yesterday I had a hog get out of my trailer while I was driving down the dirt road. I found her in a neighbors cow pasture, lassoed her to get her close, then used my snare to top-jaw her. While she was squealing and immobilized, I hobbled her front legs so I could run back to get my truck which was about 500 yards away.
All the while I had a big horse shoe of Skoal in my lip. So yeah we're not all metrosexuals. A lot of us are country studs.
Meanwhile, yesterday I had a hog get out of my trailer while I was driving down the dirt road. I found her in a neighbors cow pasture, lassoed her to get her close, then used my snare to top-jaw her. While she was squealing and immobilized, I hobbled her front legs so I could run back to get my truck which was about 500 yards away.
All the while I had a big horse shoe of Skoal in my lip. So yeah we're not all metrosexuals. A lot of us are country studs.
You should have had the video camera rolling on your phone to document all of this. That would be reality TV. Unscripted!
I haven't seen the show. But I know the type. The pretty boys that drive jacked up trucks their daddy bought them. And these guys couldn't field dress a mouse.
Meanwhile, yesterday I had a hog get out of my trailer while I was driving down the dirt road. I found her in a neighbors cow pasture, lassoed her to get her close, then used my snare to top-jaw her. While she was squealing and immobilized, I hobbled her front legs so I could run back to get my truck which was about 500 yards away.
All the while I had a big horse shoe of Skoal in my lip. So yeah we're not all metrosexuals. A lot of us are country studs.
1. You should not let them into the house - problem solved.
2. OTOH, "driving down the dirt road" is code, isn't it? 'Fess up. Here in the pelagra-free North we say "up the old dirt road", not down.
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I haven't seen the show. But I know the type. The pretty boys that drive jacked up trucks their daddy bought them. And these guys couldn't field dress a mouse.
Meanwhile, yesterday I had a hog get out of my trailer while I was driving down the dirt road. I found her in a neighbors cow pasture, lassoed her to get her close, then used my snare to top-jaw her. While she was squealing and immobilized, I hobbled her front legs so I could run back to get my truck which was about 500 yards away.
All the while I had a big horse shoe of Skoal in my lip. So yeah we're not all metrosexuals. A lot of us are country studs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Southern version of urban legend.
I haven't seen the show. But I know the type. The pretty boys that drive jacked up trucks their daddy bought them. And these guys couldn't field dress a mouse.
Meanwhile, yesterday I had a hog get out of my trailer while I was driving down the dirt road. I found her in a neighbors cow pasture, lassoed her to get her close, then used my snare to top-jaw her. While she was squealing and immobilized, I hobbled her front legs so I could run back to get my truck which was about 500 yards away.
All the while I had a big horse shoe of Skoal in my lip. So yeah we're not all metrosexuals. A lot of us are country studs.
Question. I know you can't eat pig, but can you physically touch them?
This is actually a really interesting question.
The answer is yes (so Jews can play football) but not during the three major festival holidays (when everyone would pilgrimage to the Temple in Jerusalem).
However... according to Talmud "Cursed be the man who raises swine."
Basically Jews aren't allowed to raise non-kosher animals for human consumption. So I can raise race horses, for example, but not horses for restaurants in Paris. However, pigs are a special case and can't be raised for any reason. The issue isn't that the pig isn't kosher but rather it's seen as emblematic of deception and falsity.
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I haven't seen the show. But I know the type. The pretty boys that drive jacked up trucks their daddy bought them. And these guys couldn't field dress a mouse.
Meanwhile, yesterday I had a hog get out of my trailer while I was driving down the dirt road. I found her in a neighbors cow pasture, lassoed her to get her close, then used my snare to top-jaw her. While she was squealing and immobilized, I hobbled her front legs so I could run back to get my truck which was about 500 yards away.
All the while I had a big horse shoe of Skoal in my lip. So yeah we're not all metrosexuals. A lot of us are country studs.
You should have had the video camera rolling on your phone to document all of this. That would be reality TV. Unscripted!
1. You should not let them into the house - problem solved.
2. OTOH, "driving down the dirt road" is code, isn't it? 'Fess up. Here in the pelagra-free North we say "up the old dirt road", not down.
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We do go "up" town. That's when you get on the asphalt and head into the city.
I think you need to google "up the old dirt road".:)
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I've been known to take a trip or two in that direction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Southern version of urban legend.
Next time you could just shut the gate properly.
Either way works, though.
"These are for you, McNulty.This one over here goes up your narrow ******' Irish **** and this badboy here is in your ****** eye."
This is a gem:
McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Man On Stoop: Got to. This America, man.
Was she happy afterwards?
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The one leading to the dirt road?
Quality joke. I appreciate that.
I think you might have the whole pasture concept backwards.
Yeah. Classic.
Its not much of a pasture yet. It would be more accurate to say I mowed down the weeds. Just trying to keep it manageable.
Sexy time with the Mrs.
Question. I know you can't eat pig, but can you physically touch them?
The last Jew who did manual labor ended up nailed to his own handiwork.
This is actually a really interesting question.
The answer is yes (so Jews can play football) but not during the three major festival holidays (when everyone would pilgrimage to the Temple in Jerusalem).
However... according to Talmud "Cursed be the man who raises swine."
Basically Jews aren't allowed to raise non-kosher animals for human consumption. So I can raise race horses, for example, but not horses for restaurants in Paris. However, pigs are a special case and can't be raised for any reason. The issue isn't that the pig isn't kosher but rather it's seen as emblematic of deception and falsity.
If I were Irwin Horwitz, I'd flunk your ****.
And then I broke the tractor. Father in law is not happy.
Who discusses mowing their pasture with their father in law?
What part of your tractor broke...your crankshaft?