We Don't Need No Stinking Satellites

We will get granny and her doodle bug to tell us what the weather will be.



You would think insurance, companies, shipping companies would be lobbying congress hard for these.


  • ScottPScottP Senior Member Posts: 480 Senior Member
    Maybe NOAA could take a cue from the commercial imaging systems and charge companies like the Weather Channel for their data. "Hey Cantore, hate to see you get scooped by Accu-Weather on this Cat 3 that's about to level the Carolinas, but no bucks, no Buck Rogers."
    They say the times are changing but I just don't know
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    if we give NOAA satellites they'll just talk about climate change

    time to punish them ... but oil companies need $4 billion and the Teaidiots still think it's about cutting the cost of oppressive gubbmint
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    What fun is it to be forewarned about incoming hurricanes and such. Back in the day it was such a nice surprise to wake up and find your car in your bedroom.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • ouzelproouzelpro Senior Member Posts: 5,361 Senior Member
    Come to think of it, God is not into warning us about incoming weather, but humans are.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    satellites are just a way to send secret socialist signals to people and control them

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