Michael Phelps DUI

Busted in Maryland. Going 84 mph in a 45 zone.

So long, $5 foot longs.

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  • seppalaseppala Senior Member Posts: 1,916 Senior Member
    Who among us hasn't won a boatload of Olympic medals, benefitted from endorsement deals, then got loaded and raced down the road at nearly twice the speed limit?
  • I'm o-fer.
  • seppalaseppala Senior Member Posts: 1,916 Senior Member
    Seriously? Not even a medal or two for curling?
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Can we make fun of this white guy? I'm confused.
  • FlyfisherFlyfisher Member Posts: 95 Member
    Steven wrote: »
    Busted in Maryland. Going 84 mph in a 45 zone.

    So long, $5 foot longs.

    Was he swimming or driving?
  • seppala wrote: »
    Seriously? Not even a medal or two for curling?

    I'm a loser.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    I'm a loser.

    Unpossible! You're white!
  • Yeah. You would have thought that would help in curling. But I'm not white and Canadian.
  • bakerloobakerloo Banned Posts: 980 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Can we make fun of this white guy? I'm confused.

    No, only racists make fun of people regardless of race.
    "So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory."
    Aldo Leopold
  • I'd like to point out that I have raced down the road at twice the speed limit but not when loaded.
  • bakerloobakerloo Banned Posts: 980 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    I'd like to point out that I have raced down the road at twice the speed limit but not when loaded.

    I do that while texting.
    "So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory."
    Aldo Leopold
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,156 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Can we make fun of this white guy? I'm confused.

    The answer is a qualified "Yes"; after all, he's Jewish.

    http://baltimorejewishlife.com/news/news-detail.php?SECTION_ID=1&ARTICLE_ID=53126
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    I'm afraid not.

    http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=337

    (the interwebs have everything)

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