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• FishTX Super Moderator Posts: 8,994 Senior Member

  June 2014 #2

  One finger on each hand has dark nail polish.

  "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."
  
  Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.

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• Buffco Senior Member Posts: 10,585 Senior Member

  June 2014 #3

  I knew right away. That's a dead man. (Or woman)

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• creekguy Senior Member Posts: 4,370 Senior Member

  June 2014 #4

  This could get out of hand. And i bet it does.

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• Hextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member

  June 2014 #5

  Ha... She slammed her finger in the car door. Only buffoons do that!
  
  Sent from my Nexus 7

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• FishTX Super Moderator Posts: 8,994 Senior Member

  June 2014 #6

  Buffco wrote: »

  I knew right away. That's a dead man. (Or woman)

  Does Buffco have experience with bodies we don't know about? There are lots of places in Georgia where a body can disappear.

  "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."
  
  Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.

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• Buffco Senior Member Posts: 10,585 Senior Member

  June 2014 #7

  Lot of open casket funerals. Mama always made sure we went by to pay our last respects. It doesn't bother me, and I'm glad I do it.
  
  This picture, however, is creepy as hell.

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• George K Super Moderator Posts: 11,674 Senior Member

  June 2014 #8

  Buffco wrote: »

  
  This picture, however, is creepy as hell.

  
  Do you like this one better?
  
  
  
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  The GOP big tent now is the size of a pup tent, its floor splattered with guano.

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• Buffco Senior Member Posts: 10,585 Senior Member

  June 2014 #9

  It seems disrespectful and tacky to me. I understand the deceased asked for it.

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• FishTX Super Moderator Posts: 8,994 Senior Member

  June 2014 #10

  I agree with tacky, but whom does it disrespect if the deceased asked for it? Shouldn't we have say over what happens to our own bodies?

  "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."
  
  Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.

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• fishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 26,564 Senior Member

  June 2014 #11

  That is why when I die, I want to be smoked. The last words I want someone to say about me at my funeral would be, he was delicious.

  'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan

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• FishTX Super Moderator Posts: 8,994 Senior Member

  June 2014 #12

  I'm assuming you will be mixed with something else and afterwards we'll head to the 7-Eleven for Doritos and those nasty hotdogs.

  "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."
  
  Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.

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• breamfisher Senior Member Posts: 6,309 Senior Member

  June 2014 #13

  fishingcomic wrote: »

  That is why when I die, I want to be smoked. The last words I want someone to say about me at my funeral would be, he finally had some good taste.

  
  Fixed it for you.

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• George K Super Moderator Posts: 11,674 Senior Member

  June 2014 #14

  Or how about like this?
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KbKH4A7VFY&feature=kp

  The GOP big tent now is the size of a pup tent, its floor splattered with guano.

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