A trained ape

EdBEdB Senior MemberPosts: 2,926 Senior Member
One war criminal accuses another of doing a poor job.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/03/25/rumseld-bashes-obama-on-afghanistan-says-a-trained-ape-could-do-better/

Rumsfeld bashes Obama on Afghanistan, says ‘a trained ape’ could do better

By Aaron Blake

March 25 at 8:12 am

Former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Monday attacked the Obama administration for failing to secure a status of forces agreement with Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai.

Rumsfeld, speaking on Fox News, said even a "trained ape" could do better.

"A trained ape could get a status of forces agreement," Rumsfeld said. "It does not take a genius. And we have so mismanaged that relationship."

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  • tim_stim_s Senior Member Posts: 1,951 Senior Member
    I thought this was going to be a handler finally admitting to who had been typing all of Ed's posts all these years
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  • WetdogWetdog Senior Member Posts: 5,149 Senior Member
    Is there a bigger horses **** than Rumsfeld....oh yeah, **** "cheenee" There is a remarkable resemblance between them.

    Cheenee
    DSC_0002A-Republican9-17-20131-30-14AM1359x1363_zps65bee5d0.jpg

    Rumsfedt
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    I find the assault on free thought disturbing,
    I find the willingness to give it up frightening.
  • EdBEdB Senior Member Posts: 2,926 Senior Member
    Yeah, rummy and cheenie are about the worst.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 2,946 Senior Member
    Why not a picture of a trained ape's ****? You folks ain't right.
    This thread is very offensive .
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie just look at the flowers.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Until you realized what it was, did you think it was a mirror?
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 2,946 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Until you realized what it was, did you think it was a mirror?

    There was no cute, handsome suave or debonair.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie just look at the flowers.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,580 Senior Member
    Buford wrote: »
    Why not a picture of a trained ape's ****? You folks ain't right.
    This thread is very offensive .

    Why? Is it because you think a picture of a horse's butt is sexual?
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 2,946 Senior Member
    Your forum your disgusting photographs. This place is what it is.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie just look at the flowers.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,580 Senior Member
    How is it disgusting?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJF2OQ32fIp_jWuy_9oCRahuH_irvrzke-6_4kEO2RYdKq85uH
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    Buford didn't grow up on a farm, guys. I'm used to seeing horse pipe.
  • creekguycreekguy Senior Member Posts: 3,905 Senior Member
    Could a trained ape have gotten us out of Iraq in 9 years?
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    My trained ape just got a full ride to play soccer at Northwestern.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    I always dreamed of running away and joining the Circus so I could work with trained apes..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Hextall wrote: »
    My trained ape just got a full ride to play soccer at Northwestern.

    Must be one of those albino apes.

    http://www.nusports.com/sports/m-soccer/nw-m-soccer-body.html#
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,181 Senior Member
    Lets at leas stay on topic.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVyhZR49TzXYQE9_f4arlWRV-OLXEWSj_AOKAimXA89iAR6EuBrw


    This thread makes me wonder what a certain primate is up to these days.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 4,585 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    My trained ape just got a full ride to play soccer at Northwestern.
    If we were without the corrupt money system **** burning constitutions in 1974 to heat their homes, your trained ape wouldn't need a "ride" to play soccer at Northwestern. He'd be able to go because it was the judeo-christian dogmatically correct thing to do and still have a surplus of energy credits.
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,181 Senior Member
  • Bak4MorBak4Mor Senior Member Posts: 970 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    My trained ape just got a full ride to play soccer at Northwestern.

    Post this in haiku and I am 100% certain it is something.
    "All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through. " ~Lone Watie
  • Bak4MorBak4Mor Senior Member Posts: 970 Senior Member
    I miss b8dunka. He loved the apes. Silverback gorillas more specifically, but whose going to split hairs over the difference of the two?
    "All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through. " ~Lone Watie
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,580 Senior Member
    jbilly wrote: »

    Well again she would also be the last person in the world anyone should listen to regarding foreign affairs.

    Why anyone would read a publication edited by William Kristol is beyond me.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/how-does-he-keep-getting-a-platform-bill-kristols-history-of-terrible-predictions-and-bad-advice/#0
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Bak4Mor wrote: »
    I miss b8dunka. He loved the apes. Silverback gorillas more specifically, but whose going to split hairs over the difference of the two?

    He was the best silverback gorilla that a forum could hope for. However his training was woefully lacking as he was only trained in Metallica. We are most definitely a G'n'R forum.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    Sweet Child of Mine. I hate you for making that earworm reappear.
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,812 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    He was the best silverback gorilla that a forum could hope for. However his training was woefully lacking as he was only trained in Metallica. We are most definitely a G'n'R forum.

    What!!?? You swore to me that only Guy Lombardo, Barry Manilow and Celine Dion are fit for your precious little ears, plus perhaps Don Ho when you're drunk.
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 6,736 Senior Member
    I thought The Hinge and b8dunka were the same person and that they were both Hextall alter egos.

    This is a no-**** admission of ignorance


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  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    I think half this board is Hextall or under his influence..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Actually Hextall is my fake account.

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