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creekguycreekguy Senior MemberPosts: 3,905 Senior Member
A British line of fart-filtering underwear is doing big business, and it has the United States to thank for it.
"Americans are making up the majority of our sales at the moment," Shreddies spokeswoman Ianthe Betts-Clarke told The Huffington Post.
Since word about the odor-neutralizing Shreddies passed through the Internet a few days ago, the company has experienced a 400 percent increase in orders over all, Betts-Clarke estimated.
Shreddies weaves a carbon cloth called Zorflex into its rear panel. Betts-Clarke says it can squash the smell of "200 times the average flatulence emission." (Shreddies apparently hasn't met my Aunt Edna.)
In 2008, the company began to serve customers with digestive-tract woes but branched out. "It's a product for everybody, because everyone farts," Betts-Clarke explained.
Men's boxer briefs cost between $39 and $45, while women's panties are about $31 to $34.
A product called the Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer is also on the market. It's an activated charcoal cloth pad that tapes to the inside of briefs to mask the stink.
Imagine your silent but deadly farts now just silent.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/24/fart-filtering-underwear_n_4156400.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Imagine, no more blaming the dog..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,218 Senior Member
    I'd tell my wife about this, but I'd rather keep torturing her.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,999 Senior Member
    jbilly wrote: »
    I'd tell my wife about this, but I'd rather keep torturing her.
    I'll bet you hold her head under the sheets.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • JLTJLT Senior Member Posts: 484 Senior Member
    I did once... wasn't pretty afterwards!
    FishTX wrote: »
    I'll bet you hold her head under the sheets.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,999 Senior Member
    JLT wrote: »
    I did once... wasn't pretty afterwards!
    Were you able to drive to the hospital, or did they send paramedics for you?
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.

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