What if?

I am an angel and messenger of God and you have been chosen to give birth to the Son of God was nothing more than the greatest pickup line of all time?

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  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    The Angel's name was Leisure Suit Larry...

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • ouzelproouzelpro Senior Member Posts: 5,361 Senior Member
    Ron Mexico.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    monkeydoes wrote: »
    I am an angel and messenger of God and you have been chosen to give birth to the Son of God was nothing more than the greatest pickup line of all time?

    It doesn't work. Trust me.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    that's only because you have yet to learn to levitate
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,948 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    It doesn't work. Trust me.
    How many times do we have to tell you? The straps to the angel wings go under the clothes. Dead give away.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Hextall wrote: »
    It doesn't work. Trust me.

    If Mary were a virgin, it didn't work the first time either.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Steven wrote: »
    If Mary were a virgin

    they have these in Israel?
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    woz-flying-monkey-statue.jpg

    The Avenging Monkey Angel! Slinger of holy ****.
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    This just in.......Joseph was a pimp.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

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