Let's get this party started

yataheyyatahey Senior MemberPosts: 5,605 Senior Member
With the imminent departure of our beloved batshit crazy Bachmann, it's time to get the crazy train back on track with words of whimsy by Louis "the gopher" Gohmert.
Cast not aspersions on his asparagus.
"When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

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  • creekguycreekguy Senior Member Posts: 3,905 Senior Member
    Colbert's take:
    “How dare you cast aspersion on that man’s asparagus!” bellowed Colbert. “What is next, sir? Libeling his lettuce? Questioning his quinoa? Arguing with his arugula? Repudiating his rutabaga?! Vilifying his vinaigrette before drizzling it on his scandal salad?”

    “Clearly, America,” he said, “we are going to need a lot more hearings on Asparagus-gate, because the more I digest this, the worse it smells.”

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