Official things that offend Buffco thread

HextallHextall Senior MemberPosts: 9,520 Senior Member
So we don't sully the sanctity of the Tim Tebow thread, let's break out that discussion.

Things that offend Buffco:

- Sunscreenless tans
- Muslims that don't bomb his stuff
- when people put their own round padlocks onto storage units then don't pay
- carnies

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  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    oh... and folding chairs that don't move themselves.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,317 Senior Member
    I thought Buffco was a carny.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    GOOD banjo playing..

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    Banjos that the G string won't stay in tune on.
    Girls with bigger muscles than him. [read all girls]
    T-shirts without the bars & stars on them.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Tim Tebow praying to Mecca
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    My Facebook page.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,317 Senior Member
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    His daughter announces she's a Beleiber...

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    This is very strong work, which may offend Buffy.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,427 Senior Member
    Could it be???......That he may be offended that I'm a better shot with my 06. .....Even though I had to have a background check to obtain guns and ammo.

    We may never know??

    JK---I try not to judge folks ---can't handle the reciprocal :-) --specially ones I don't know........But maybe that's cuz I'm Canuckian

    Back Bacon??
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    There's only one thing that I have ever noticed offending Buffy:

    Fake Gingers.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,914 Senior Member
    Mark Chesnutt refusing to sing a Buffy's birthday party.
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    There's only one thing that I have ever noticed offending Buffy:

    Fake Gingers.

    That, and James Pio.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Bushart wrote: »
    Could it be???......That he may be offended that I'm a better shot with my 06. .....

    Want to have a Lodge shoot off? My factory stock CZ 550 .270, against your .30-06?

    3 shots, 100 yards.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Buffco wrote: »
    Want to have a Lodge shoot off? My factory stock CZ 550 .270, against your .30-06?

    3 shots, 100 yards.

    100 yards?

    why don't you just stand in front of it and poke it with a long stick?
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Its a standard basis of measurement, smart butt. Plus, that's all I got to shoot on.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Hextall, I've just remembered one more thing that offends me.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,427 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Want to have a Lodge shoot off? My factory stock CZ 550 .270, against your .30-06?

    3 shots, 100 yards.

    OK---but we measure these on moving targets........standing---off the shoulder---targets wide open ie:40mph---Ya may not wish to take this bet

    It's kinda a long story---and I'm packin er in 4 the nite
    but I come from the Canadian version of your Sgt York family----just so happens I also paint

    If interested I'll tell it later-

    Funny thing is....Still a social democrat (in your terms)
  • GoldenladleGoldenladle Super Moderator Posts: 3,854 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    That, and James Pio.

    What... collars and cuffs don't match?

    Moved to Montana, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Hextall, I've just remembered one more thing that offends me.

    Midgets? is it midgets? please let it be midgets.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Bushart wrote: »
    OK---but we measure these on moving targets........standing---off the shoulder---targets wide open ie:40mph---Ya may not wish to take this bet

    It's kinda a long story---and I'm packin er in 4 the nite
    but I come from the Canadian version of your Sgt York family----just so happens I also paint

    If interested I'll tell it later-

    Funny thing is....Still a social democrat (in your terms)

    Tell it now. It's bound to be better than the tripe these clowns post about.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Midgets? is it midgets? please let it be midgets.

    Is Monkey a midget?
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Midget monkeys, who would of thought...

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Yes. He's the tallest one though.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Buffco wrote: »
    Its a standard basis of measurement, smart butt. Plus, that's all I got to shoot on.

    give a call if you decide to take the training wheels off


    :-D

    [IMG][/img]mrksmnship.jpg
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,427 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Tell it now. It's bound to be better than the tripe these clowns post about.

    OK since ya asked....There's various links I could post---but it's easier to just condense it here

    The clan landed in Conneticut in 1660 something---they moved to Albany NY---when you had that little misunderstanding with Britain say round 1776----they stayed loyal to Britain and crossed into what would be Canada

    The fam formed their own troop "The Jessup Rangers"---somewhat held the fort in 1812 as well

    Anyway----for their service they were granted lands around Prescott Ontario----Some were retained in service to help immigrants learn how to survive in the wilds....HUNTING etc.

    So ok it's somewhat in the DNA
    So fast fwd to more present times

    Most of my immediate family---lived in very rural settings---and many still hunted (If you've seen the movie SGT York---it's somewhat similiar scenes)

    Now I won't dive too deeply into hunting stories cuz I believe there's a few non-hunters here may not appreciate....but to make my original point

    These guys learned to shoot running deer---dog on the trail----Open sights
    And at times if 2 come out---they'd get 2

    My uncle (where I got my info from) was recruited for sniper in WW2

    So it's kind of been a way of life for a long time---(and I've also had guys from Florida, Georgia, Texas, Wisconsin and Michigan ask my opinion on these matters--when they came to Canada hunting whitetails)

    But reality is slowly creeping in and I'm getting a little older and my eyesight is not what it used to be----but the young guys coming up are really holding their own.

    Hard to believe that's the short version
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,427 Senior Member
    In keeping

    these are a couple shots from my studio---one is evident

    The rider I took off my fav movie..."Jeremiah Johnson"
    stud_001.jpg

    stud_002.jpg

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