Cue the Conspiracies

announced this morning that Adam Lanza had an NRA certificate in his name and loved to play Call of Duty

countdown to Wayne Lapierre accusing Obama of planting the certificate


the interwebs is still above that the whole thing was 'staged'

keep buying guns nutballs I got a couple more to sell

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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Here's what I think will be the next thing...

    Did you see in the article that he had a "loaded 12 gauge shotgun in the glove compartment of his Honda Civic"?

    What the hell kind of glove compartment is Honda putting in their cars now?
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Buffco wrote: »
    What the hell kind of glove compartment is Honda putting in their cars now?

    I congratulate you

    you've obviously graduated the 'Typical Gunners Defelection' course with flying colors

    enjoy your certificate (suitable for framing)
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Um, unless i missed something, i was going along with your "here come the conspiracy theories" thing. I was saying the shotgun thing will be picked up on. You know I'm not a Sandy Hooker.

    It's almost like you don't like me anymore.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    well then my bad

    it was almost like you were saying that we should have more laws regulating Honda Civic glove box capacity
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    monkeydoes wrote: »
    well then my bad

    it was almost like you were saying that we should have more laws regulating Honda Civic glove box capacity

    Ha.

    No, I was just imagining what that boyfriend of my friend will be posting later tonight on facebook. I figured he would pick up on the "obvious lie" of a shotgun fitted in a glove compartment.

    Ready the popcorn!
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    well that's an excellent point

    It totally shows how the media is in 'on it' because if someone misspeaks that means everything else is wrong ... well that and it's also an indicator that the tactical analysts can tell there's something not right about the story therefore everything has been planted by Obongo to make it easy to confiscate our guns and then enslave the white man
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Buffco wrote: »
    Ha.

    No, I was just imagining what that boyfriend of my friend will be posting later tonight on facebook. I figured he would pick up on the "obvious lie" of a shotgun fitted in a glove compartment.

    Ready the popcorn!

    Your boyfriend has a large glovebox? This is Georgia code ain't it?
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    It's a really sweet glovebox too. Warm and spacious, but got a really tight door.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    And I support your right to marry that sweet tight box.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 2,942 Senior Member
    monkeydoes wrote: »
    well that's an excellent point

    therefore everything has been planted by Obongo to make it easy to confiscate our guns and then enslave the white man

    Obongo, Chocolate Overlord what other names do you have for the President?
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie just look at the flowers.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,298 Senior Member
    Seems to me he got them from Mr. Fight and other conservatives.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    the comments section of the interwebs is full of all sorts of fun rightwad objective references to the self appointed King of 'Murrica ... afterall he stoled the lections
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Buffco wrote: »
    It's a really sweet glovebox too. Warm and spacious, but got a really tight door.

    you put the tuck

    into tuck n roll
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 2,942 Senior Member
    Seems to me he got them from Mr. Fight and other conservatives.

    I have heard this, yet they always seem to be posted here. Go figure.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie just look at the flowers.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 23,298 Senior Member
    You're not on Facebook are you Buford?
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    who was it that used to post here who couldn't even post a serious story about the President without calling him 'Obammy' or 'Obummer' and I think that's even where I got the 'Obongo' reference (remembering the 'doctored' witch doctor photo)
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    monkeydoes wrote: »
    who was it that used to post here who couldn't even post a serious story about the President without calling him 'Obammy' or 'Obummer' and I think that's even where I got the 'Obongo' reference (remembering the 'doctored' witch doctor photo)

    That was Hextall. It's okay though, because he's a black guy.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    It was the old dwarf who used to lurk here.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Was he really that old???

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    He got old really quick.
  • swizzswizz Senior Member Posts: 2,559 Senior Member
    "Cue"??
    sorry, I can't let this go... a "cue" is something used to shoot pool.
    The proper spelling is "queue". Go back to grammar school you monkey, I'd kill you in Scrabble.
    All of your Trout are belong to me.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    I'm just going to sit here with this bag of popcorn...

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    swizz wrote: »
    "Cue"??
    sorry, I can't let this go... a "cue" is something used to shoot pool.
    The proper spelling is "queue". Go back to grammar school you monkey, I'd kill you in Scrabble.

    look up aliteration

    cue and conspiracy both start with 'c'

    I worked in the UK for several years I am well aware of what and how to queue

    :p
  • swizzswizz Senior Member Posts: 2,559 Senior Member
    monkeydoes wrote: »
    look up aliteration....

    cue and conspiracy both start with 'c'

    LMAO..... you can't even spell that word right
    Unless your last name is Seuss.... give it up
    All of your Trout are belong to me.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    swizz wrote: »
    LMAO..... you can't even spell that word right
    Unless your last name is Seuss.... give it up

    I remember a time when Monkey was way worse at spelling.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    swizz wrote: »
    LMAO..... you can't even spell that word right
    Unless your last name is Seuss.... give it up

    Heyzeus Christos on a pogo stick

    I leave out an 'l' and that's what got your panties in a wad?

    did you take your Steven or your Pio pills today?
  • swizzswizz Senior Member Posts: 2,559 Senior Member
    now that was funny
    All of your Trout are belong to me.

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