Hey Buford?

Today is brought to you by the letter 'm' as in mock
mock (mk)
Mock

definition:
v. mocked, mock·ing, mocks
v.tr.
1. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.
2.
a. To mimic, as in sport or derision. See Synonyms at ridicule.
b. To imitate; counterfeit.
3. To frustrate the hopes of; disappoint.
v.intr.
To express scorn or ridicule; jeer: They mocked at the idea.
n.
1.
a. The act of mocking.
b. Mockery; derision: said it merely in mock.
2. An object of scorn or derision.
3. An imitation or a counterfeit.
adj.
Simulated; false; sham: a mock battle.
adv.
In an insincere or pretending manner: mock sorrowful.

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  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    I had some mock chicken once...Why would you mock a Chicken??

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Monkey wears mock turtlenecks.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 2,942 Senior Member
    I had chickenmocks once.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie just look at the flowers.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Mock, mock.... Who's there?
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    I had the chicken mocks when I was a kid. Now they I might install shingles because of it.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    whenever I do this I wear mockasins
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Why is mock turtle soup called mock turtle soup? It doesn't sound like it would taste like turtles.
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    Mitch McConnell is a mock turtle pencil neck.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    How about mock crab, they even shape and color it to look like crab.. What kind of sicko came up with this...

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    ricinus wrote: »
    How about mock crab, they even shape and color it to look like crab.. What kind of sicko came up with this...

    Mike

    The same kind of sicko that came up with Mock Nuggets.
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,209 Senior Member
    Buford wrote: »
    I had chickenmocks once.

    That was the funniest **** you've ever said, Buford.

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