Not to offend; in my humble opinion, no one can really do a maternity shot with clothes on and do it justice. Nude is the only way and well, it just can't be done here.
What's worse, getting yourself killed while playing football on skis, driving into a river and killing a girl, flying your plane into the drink with your druggie wife, or being the brunt of another "my ex-boyfriend was an ****" TSwift song?
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I find the willingness to give it up frightening.
Nothing about her interests me.
If it gets that bad, you just tell the cops that you thought there was an intruder in the bathroom.
Oscar Pistorius, further proof that no matter how hot a girl, there's some guy tired of her sh-t.
Mike
You know you would drag your ding a ling through a mile of broken glass just to peck the corn outta her doodoo.
This is insulting. We can be both! See:
Please, PLEASE get her in front of your lens. Only you could do her justice.
Good luck, and we're all counting on you.
I'd also like to push Taylor Swift out of America's way.
Skiing? Driving? Flying?
I'm just posting this here because Brian HATES maternity photos and you don't get a lot more pregnant than Jamie is here....
DSC_2703-2 by Scott Butner, on Flickr
Moved to Montana, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
What's worse, getting yourself killed while playing football on skis, driving into a river and killing a girl, flying your plane into the drink with your druggie wife, or being the brunt of another "my ex-boyfriend was an ****" TSwift song?
Having Oswalt remove your toupee.