Don't lie to me, boy

BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 10,244 Senior Member
A friend and his wife from Chicago were in southern Illinois on a road trip a few months back. They had stopped their car on the side of the road and had walked a little ways out into a field.

There were some wild flowers out there and it was a really pretty scene, so they stopped to take some pictures.

A deputy sheriff pulled up behind their car and walked out to see what they were up to.

"Where you guys from?" the deputy asked. My friend replied, "Chicago."

The deputy puffed up his chest and said, "Don't lie to me, boy. I seen those Illinois plates on your car."

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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    This is a Hextall certified true story.
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,812 Senior Member
    Southern Illinois is not exactly a hotbed of intelligence, education and enlightenment. :)
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    The most popular TV show in Southern Illinois is ________ ( fill in the blank)...

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    ricinus wrote: »
    The most popular TV show in Southern Illinois is ________ ( fill in the blank)...

    Mike

    Honey Boo Boo Child? COPS?

    It's certainly not How The States Got Their Shapes.... or anything geographically informative.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Can I buy this story from you to include in my memoirs?
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    I'm not comfortable with my story being put in "My Life As A Gay Black Man".
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    I understand.

    Chapter 3: I'm in a Southern Ginger: Deep Impact!
  • GoldenladleGoldenladle Super Moderator Posts: 3,873 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    I'm not comfortable with my story being put in "My Life As A Gay Black Man".

    Wait... you're gay?

    Moved to Montana, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    Wait... you're gay?

    Hextall is. Try to follow...
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Gay and happy as a new day!
  • ouzelproouzelpro Senior Member Posts: 5,361 Senior Member
    Buffy, are you related to Jack McBrayer?
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    No.... Why do you ask?
  • ricinus wrote: »
    The most popular TV show in Southern Illinois is DeKalb Corn My Ass______ ( fill in the blank)...

    Mike


    fixerated for Carbondale Accuracy.
  • Brian D.Brian D. Senior Member Posts: 4,011 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    A friend and his wife from Chicago

    Is this about Steven?

    Don't lie to us. You don't have more than one friend from Chicago.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,244 Senior Member
    I do. We have a few couples and a few more individuals besides that.

    We met them through our Sacred Harp singing that I've posted about. We just had people from Poland and England at our house a few weeks ago.

    I'm not your typical inbred redneck.

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