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fishnbanjo
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Announcing the Lodge Rut-Ro Filter set
fishnbanjo
Senior MemberPosts: 240 Senior Member
Due to the overwhelming demand, Rut-Ro presents The Lodge Forum Filter Set.
Only $24.95 for the starter kit.
Kit includes the following screw-on filters for your monitor:
Polarization Filter
Our most popular filter. Turn it one way to filter out all the negative political posts and comments. Turn it the opposite direction to filter out all the positive political posts and comments.
UV Filter (Ultra Violent)
Makes all the verbally abusive posts and comments simply disappear.
Warning: This filter may remove all posts on the Lodge Forum. This is absolutely normal.
ND Filter (Noxiously Dumb)
This filter, when screwed on your monitor, will remove all posts and comments that are of no intelligence.
Note, this filter is not recommended for sadists.
Circular Filter
Removes all posts and comments that contain circular logic. Once screwed onto your monitor it may seem that it has no affect on forum content, but that is because the post must first contain, at a minimum, some logic for the filter to work.
Diffusion
Makes all posts seem to be the same with little or no context to the message. Great for those of you with high blood pressure.
But Wait! There's More!
As a special offer, the first 100 callers get a free filter travel bag.
If not 100% satisfied you can return the filter kit for a full partial refund, but keep the travel bag as our free gift to you. You will need it when we tell you to go to hell.
Please specify your monitor size when ordering.
Only $24.95 for the starter kit.
Kit includes the following screw-on filters for your monitor:
Polarization Filter
Our most popular filter. Turn it one way to filter out all the negative political posts and comments. Turn it the opposite direction to filter out all the positive political posts and comments.
UV Filter (Ultra Violent)
Makes all the verbally abusive posts and comments simply disappear.
Warning: This filter may remove all posts on the Lodge Forum. This is absolutely normal.
ND Filter (Noxiously Dumb)
This filter, when screwed on your monitor, will remove all posts and comments that are of no intelligence.
Note, this filter is not recommended for sadists.
Circular Filter
Removes all posts and comments that contain circular logic. Once screwed onto your monitor it may seem that it has no affect on forum content, but that is because the post must first contain, at a minimum, some logic for the filter to work.
Diffusion
Makes all posts seem to be the same with little or no context to the message. Great for those of you with high blood pressure.
But Wait! There's More!
As a special offer, the first 100 callers get a free filter travel bag.
If not 100% satisfied you can return the filter kit for a full partial refund, but keep the travel bag as our free gift to you. You will need it when we tell you to go to hell.
Please specify your monitor size when ordering.
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Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
Sooooo, if we get these filters, and pull up the Lodge, all we get is a blank page, right? Such a deal! I'll take two!
though, I didn't see the classic red filter, which makes every post reek of socialism.