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sherbsherb Senior MemberPosts: 3,557 Senior Member

I forgot to tell you that I faked my own death.

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  • sherbsherb Senior Member Posts: 3,557 Senior Member
  • creekyguycreekyguy Posts: 272 Senior Member
    edited May 2018 #3

    She: "you faked your death, but didn't think to buy a life insurance policy for the family first?" You sleep on the couch.

  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,693 Senior Member

    What if she and her boyfriend had been popping champagne corks among other things? That would have been awkward.

    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.

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