There goes another one!

magallowaymagalloway Senior MemberPosts: 1,020 Senior Member

GOP scumbag predator, that is. Rep. Patrick Meehan of Pennsylvania has resigned rather than facing an Ethics Panel investigation. Saw no mention of who/what he's accused of humping, but I'm sure it'll come out soon.

Jim

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  • magallowaymagalloway Senior Member Posts: 1,020 Senior Member

    Okay, it was sexual harassment of an aide, whom he paid 39 large of taxpayer money to shut up. So he's a double-revolving slimeball; that's a slimeball any way you look at him.

    Jim

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    You know what?....I can understand if somebody talks about some scumbag politician that did something....and I can understand when anybody mentions what party that scumbag politician is affiliated with.....because...inquiring minds want to know and all that stuff....and you should include information like that stuff....because if you don't most people are going to googley it up and why make somebody have to go through all that trouble....BTW I've got this thing about 'journalists' that don't include enough information and do shoddy reporting so you have no idea what's going on and then have to contemplate wherever it was that they want you end up......OR...they're just really bad journalists.....probably didn't even go to school....didn't gradjiate the 6th grade...don't know how to cipher their Double Oh naught naughts....nuthing!

    Just some good old boys...sitting out by the cement pond....drinking granny's elixer and imagingin new ways to jump the General Lee across....the barn!

    Did I rap-rhyme the crap outta that or whats?

    I digressssssssssss........hey...remember when most the girls you knew were slurring their 'S'es like they were drunk because some chicks on that Friends show were doing it and it became all the national rage? Early 2-oh-naughts-naughts? Yeah...that was about the time.....

    Years later my SIL and her brood of nieces showed up with a video of the first Harry Dorkwad movie because we had big screens and 7.1 sound systems at my house (I was an electronics systems specialist...hunting red octobers....in the late 70s early 80s in uncle sam's big grey canoe club) and there's a scene where Harry is speaking parcel...partial....some kinda tongue that snakes understand....and I jumped outta my leather 'Relax My Back' chair, pointed at the teillie....and shouted....'Hey...I knew that chick!'....

    Because I didn't know that chicks were imitating chicks on 'Friends' until years later and thought they were just being chicks and that's what 'some' chicks did...like some dudes did too.....I'm no genderist.....is that a thing?

    Funniest thing I eve heard in bar: I googled the web for best bar munchies in my zip code. The top results sent me outside my zipcode (****?).....to some bar where the cocktails were still a buck and they had an extensive bar menu for less than five bucks on 17 items out of 20.

    So we went. Sat on stools at the bar. Ordered up three h-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-g-e apps of wings, okra, and fries for 6 bucks each....slammed several (many) vodka tonics in the 5 minutes before our food arrived and suddenly a little green hand...

    Wait....wait wait wait...that's a song.....

    No...the delivered our food...they delivered a lot of food to lots of people at the bar....they delivered a lot of refills to people at the bar.....

    At the same time....soccer dads and moms and moms and dads that weren't soccer moms and dads were bring in mini-van and crew cabs of kinds in athletic uniforms an band uniforms and cheerleader uniforms and camo and all kinds of dresss and stuff in and out anf going outside to make sure the kids weren't exposed to the drunks at the bar....

    And being a hole in the wall redneck bar out in the sticks they had a couple 50 buck Best By screens on a satellite dish showing a couple college sports games at the same time...it was football season....so it was basically three different Texas university/college football games...

    I don't remember who were watching specifically except that it was a university/college foo's ball team outta Houston versus some other southern team....

    And here's the scene....the team that wasn't the Houston team was on their opponent's 27 year line....they call a deep pocket hail Mary long time and send three receivers to the two corner flags and the remaining deep into the end zone......QB launches...its to his right corner flag....the receiver has the coverage beat....and just as he reaches up to catch the ball....the safety slams him hard in midair and sends him out the field of play......

    Flags...Flags Flags Flags....yellow everywhere...looks like wildflowers are blooming in Texas.....and the opposing safety looks at the ref, shrugs hid shoulders, and starts arguing with the refs....

    Everybody in the bar is silent...holding dripping wings and forks of Okra and cocktails glasses in mid-air on rapt suspense....

    60-70 something Vietnam vet....WITH VFW WARS BASEBALL CAP ON.....IN A WHEELCHAIR.....at the corner of the bar eating Buffalo wings with Ranch sauce and a whole lot of beer mugs that haven't been cleared in front of him.....says.....

    'WHAT I DID REF ?'......

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    But....what's the other reason that people are compelled to mention PARTY AFFILIATION when they're talking about some scumbag politician that does something really effed up? Hmmm....Hmmm.....Hmmmmm? Could it be that he is the CHEESESNACK PADDYWHACK!

    Sorry...I see and hear movie and tv scenes and quotes in repsonse to every day observations! I CAN'T HELP IT! Its my chrome-o-zones!

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    Oh....and I'm also allergic to salt!

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    AND BTW.....the Vietnam vet in the wheel chair at the end of the bar....he was an African American feller from the north east......served in the Rangers....

    thought I'd better mention that so you didn't make no assumptions and think it was all a trap.....

  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,967 Senior Member

    Where do politicians go after leaving politics due to sex scandals? That place must be full.

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    @FishTX said:
    Where do politicians go after leaving politics due to sex scandals? That place must be full.

    Yeah....full....SRO!

  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,873 Senior Member

    @magalloway said:
    GOP scumbag predator, that is. Rep. Patrick Meehan of Pennsylvania has resigned rather than facing an Ethics Panel investigation. Saw no mention of who/what he's accused of humping, but I'm sure it'll come out soon.

    Jim

    He is a proud upholder of Pennsylvania's political traditions. Dems are no better, they just have a slightly better chance of targeting the opposite sex.

    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    @George K said:
    He is a proud upholder of Pennsylvania's political traditions. Dems are no better, they just have a slightly better chance of targeting the opposite sex.

    Wait a minute....are you saying Dem politicians who are more likely to be pro gay rights and marriage are more likely to be straight and Republican politicians who are more likely to be anti-gay rights and marriage are more likely to be gay?

    I'm not saying you're wrong I'm just saying "That makes no sense!" (Pete Hogwallop ~ Oh Brother Where Art Though, 2000) ;)

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