Your Schoolboy Humor News Item For Today

George KGeorge K Super ModeratorPosts: 9,691 Senior Member
edited April 2018 in The Lodge #1

"Uranus smells like farts, scientists confirm
Study identifies hydrogen sulphide on the icy planet's atmosphere, suggesting it was formed far from the sun"...

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-full-episode-1.4633051/uranus-smells-like-farts-scientists-confirm-1.4633058


Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.

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  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 2,426 Senior Member

    Both are good :)

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    This is useful to know! Next time I'm on Ura.....Oh no.....no no no......not going there....literally or in a sentence! Nope! Tatoo fell for that [email protected] was a tool!

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    Mr Roarke and Tatoo in a comedy skit talking about Uranus and Klingons....can't find it anywhere...can't even remember where I heard it....was it Dr Demento Show? I know it was radio....Oh Dark 30 A.M. FM Radio....'cause I'm hearing it but not 'seeing' anything....

  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,914 Senior Member

    MonkeyDoes loves uranus.......jokes

    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • creekyguycreekyguy Posts: 270 Senior Member

    YERRanus!

  • magallowaymagalloway Senior Member Posts: 981 Senior Member

    Surely something about "Someplace where the sun don't shine" could be worked into this?

    Jim

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    I don't think so...apparently Uranus has an axis it rotates on?

  • EchoTestEchoTest Posts: 480 Senior Member

    Or is it....apparently Uranus has an axis it sits on and rotates? Yeah...that's better!

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