Timeline on Steven's F150

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  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    George K wrote: »
    Steven, don't forget a multi-rifle rack for the rear window, Confederate battle flag bumper stickers, a Calvin pissing on whatever brand you don't buy window decal, and last, but not least, silver silhouettes, naked in repose, adorning your mudflaps. If you get a diesel make sure to opt for the exhaust cut-out system that spews thick black smoke each time you accelerate or change gears.

    p.s. for Buffy - Sir, you asked what defines a redneck? Tain't geography, ethnicity or skin tone.

    For Pete's sake. I live in a far west suburb of Chicago.
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,181 Senior Member
    Steven will not own said F150 during the Trump presidency.
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    That wasn't nice.

    12+ years is a long time.
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Is that dog years?

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    So much winning it will feel like it.
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,181 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    So much winning it will feel like it.

    Why settle for the 150. Go yuge, get the 350. Bigly!
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    I don't want to embarrass the neighbors with their little tiny Lexuses (Lexii?)
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,239 Senior Member
    George K wrote: »
    Steven, don't forget a multi-rifle rack for the rear window, Confederate battle flag bumper stickers, a Calvin pissing on whatever brand you don't buy window decal, and last, but not least, silver silhouettes, naked in repose, adorning your mudflaps. If you get a diesel make sure to opt for the exhaust cut-out system that spews thick black smoke each time you accelerate or change gears.

    p.s. for Buffy - Sir, you asked what defines a redneck? Tain't geography, ethnicity or skin tone.

    A Jewish redneck with a kippah. I'd go cow tipping and mud bogging with him.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,239 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    **** is Buffy talking about?
    Things that won't matter to you one way or the other. Ford is a good vehicle. All we've ever owned. I've just changed loyalties in the past few years.

    Only vehicle I really care about are first gen Tacoma's.
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 5,181 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Only vehicle I really care about are first gen Tacoma's.

    Oh how I miss my '03. Had to get rid of when we had two kids in car seats. Just didn't work. Had bought it New still wish I could have found a way to keep it. :(
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 10,239 Senior Member
    jbilly wrote: »
    Oh how I miss my '03. Had to get rid of when we had two kids in car seats. Just didn't work. Had bought it New still wish I could have found a way to keep it. :(
    I miss my 99. I drive a nice fully loaded GMC now, but that little taco never got stuck going to the hog barn. It was a dang billy goat.
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    A Jewish redneck with a kippah. I'd go cow tipping and mud bogging with him.

    Which brand of grits is kosher?

    I went cow tipping once. It didn't go well. All the **** cows were awake (maybe because it was raining?).
  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 6,735 Senior Member
    I was wondering which brand of truck was kosher.
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    Shawn C. wrote: »
    I was wondering which brand of truck was kosher.

    Dodge, of course!
    Well maybe.

    http://thejewniverse.com/2015/why-dodges-original-logo-was-a-jewish-star/
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Jewniverse?? Love it!!

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    Lots of websites like that.
    The Dodge Star of David is often discussed...never explained.
  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 6,735 Senior Member
    Jewniverse is awesome. The Internet never ceases to amaze!

    Speaking of kosher trucks, wasn't Henry Ford a pretty big **** sympathizer?
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 3,317 Senior Member
    Wouldn't surprise me. He was a noted anti-Semite.
    Today, Ford's CFO is Stephen Girsky. Even Ford needs a **** running the numbers.

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