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guys, we need to assess our fishing trips
I feel like the current DTI (domestic tranquility index) is seriously flawed.
If my boss makes me go to Louisville KY, that should not count against my DTI.
Similarly, if I go fishing with my father in law and brother in law, that should not count against my DTI.
I award no points, and in fact am due to go on another trip this weekend.
If my boss makes me go to Louisville KY, that should not count against my DTI.
Similarly, if I go fishing with my father in law and brother in law, that should not count against my DTI.
I award no points, and in fact am due to go on another trip this weekend.
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But I'm not, so I'll be there any minute.
Even though I have to wait until you get here, I can't wait!
Today I got out to the lower Provo to play with my Hardy. Streamer fishing is always tough, a lot of variables, but I got 3 missed strikes and as I was about to be content with that, I gave myself one more cast and wap, I got nice brownie to the net. Making it yet another awesome day.
We will have to hit the browns during the spawn soon.
I bought new skis today, thus ensuring comfortable fishing weather through the winter.
#FML
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Good stuff right here.
I actually have fished with Hex and it was good time.
Fishing with Sherb is always memorable. We even lost people when I fished with him.
It was only 2 Mexicans and a Lucky Charms leprechaun. No harm, no foul.
[also I was a soldier in the Marines!]
Edit: Sorry, I ruin everything.
Clearly, you don't understand how the DTI is calculated.
You had to go to Louisville = O
You had fun in Louisville = -.5
You went fishing with your wife's dad and brother = .8
You had fun fishing with your wife's dad and brother = -.5
You're male = -.5 (you start in the hole).
So, you're at a negative -.7. That's not very good.
What happened to the wives? when you're dating its all good. "Sure, yeah, go fishing. I love it that you have hobbies!"
These material misrepresentations at the beginning of relationships are why we have Trump. Thanks ladies.
Me: I could go fishing, I guess.
Wife: I don't care what you do, just get out from under foot..
Mike
I tried that with the first wife. Nuff said about that tact - haha.
It's why I have wife #2.
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Ha, If I was Mormon, I could probably get away with that!
I also made that pretty clear with my first wife. It didn't last too long before there was complaining about too much fishing and skiing.
Polygamy for the win
You are, like, totally, off my secular holiday card list!!!
The way that was worded, I was kind of wondering...
It was fun, but it's good to be home. At 72, with bad knees and a bad back (thanks LBJ, for giving me the opportunity to jump out of trucks and helicopters for a year or so) I'm not sure I want to spend a lot more time standing in the bow of a flats skiff for hours on end. This may have been my tropics-fishing swan song. If I ever do get a tarpon it's going to be on a one-day trip while visiting relatives or friends in Florida.
Best vacation of my life. Spent it with my girlfriend, now wife. Fished out of Victoria House with Roberto Bradley (something I discovered I had in common with BD).
If its too deep I can't reach her with the hose.
Tradeoffs and all, ya know?
It's a **** getting old George, but the alternative really sucks..
Mike