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Guys, I owe you all an apology.

jbillyjbilly Senior MemberPosts: 6,012 Senior Member
All,
My deepest genuine apologies. I have been unsuccessful in my quest to invent my time machine that I was going to use to transport Harriet Tubman into the future, in order to find baby Hextall and club the **** out of him until he looked like Seal. I would have told her he was the love child of Chester A Arthur and Robert E Lee. I'm not exactly sure what went wrong but I suspect it has something to do with hiring that guy that claimed he was a scientist but insisted I needed to add some rocks to the time machine. I should have known better when he demanded at least $15 an hour.

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