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Got a question for the Christians (Christians only please)
Do you guys think Jesus ever got an ****? Maybe he got the typical morning wood that we all get, but if it's a sin to have impure thoughts, and he was the living body and flesh of an all powerful God and not capable of sin, he probably didn't get one, right?
Also, let's bring up that without **** there would be no Israel whenever we can to needle our Jewish brethren on the Lodge.
Also, let's bring up that without **** there would be no Israel whenever we can to needle our Jewish brethren on the Lodge.
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He was married, so no, probably not anymore.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/simcha-jacobovici/jesus-marriage-to-mary-th_b_6225826.html
I admire the little lady's figure and hair do every morning as she gussies up for work, and sport my appreciation at full mast. But to no avail.
Sounds like someone needs to get the Mrs. a Hubble for x-mas!
I hope that now we can see the point I was trying to make. Small ****.
****.
Well, I'm not showing it to her. I was simply making a counterpoint to your claim that marriages have no coorelation to erections. I do voice my current physical state to her but merely get looks of disgust. I would like to have relations while we're still semi-attractive.
You had me at hello.
You should have gone with electron microscope.