Guys, let's have a philosophical discussion

HextallHextall Senior MemberPosts: 9,520 Senior Member
Let's say some evil aliens come and give us this ultimatum:

Pick one person to be sacrificed or we'll remind the editors of Fly Fisherman magazine that the Lodge still exists and contributes nothing to the betterment of humanity thereby ensuring its overdue demise.

I think it's fair to say we'd all be in agreement that SDD should be the one killed.

why don't we just kill him now just to be safe?

Edit: fixed the acronym of that shitdick's name.

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  • flytrapflytrap Banned Posts: 1,659 Senior Member
    I dunno, seems kind of harsh just for the 10 or so users... OTOH, it IS SDD...
    There are worse things in life than being a born cynic.
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 22,656 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Let's say some evil aliens come and give us this ultimatum:

    Pick one person to be sacrificed or we'll remind the editors of Fly Fisherman magazine that the Lodge still exists and contributes nothing to the betterment of humanity thereby ensuring its overdue demise.

    I think it's fair to say we'd all be in agreement that SDD should be the one killed.

    why don't we just kill him now just to be safe?

    Edit: fixed the acronym of that shitdick's name.

    If we kill him now, we lose the leverage. Something I learned from Donald Trump.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    If we kill him now, we lose the leverage. Something I learned from Donald Trump.

    Damnit, I took Trump's "How to **** your wife" class instead of the one you took. I failed.
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 4,982 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Damnit, I took Trump's "How to **** your wife" class instead of the one you took. I failed.

    So it is decided then Hex must be killed now
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,343 Senior Member
    jbilly wrote: »
    So it is decided then Hex must be killed now

    Either that or all Trump's wives, former and current, can tie him to a bed and have their way(s) with him - even if they just sip white wine and occasionally look at him and giggle.
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    I better retain legal councel.

    [turns towards Idaho, holds out new beret as retainer]

    Damnit.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    jbilly wrote: »
    So it is decided then Hex must be killed now

    You know, I'm not Mellisandre, the Red Witch. I just can't keep bringing Hex back.
  • flytrapflytrap Banned Posts: 1,659 Senior Member
    Query, Steven. Why would you want to? Unless he brings Sherb with him.
    There are worse things in life than being a born cynic.
  • You need ten for a minyan.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Someday in the future there might be a person that thinks to themselves "I wonder where flytrap is? I'm going to start a post about his absence." That person will most definitely be the unicorn of people and we should honor that person with a statue.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    Here's the first schematic for the statue:

    534f413648872210862f1ceb04bd863f.jpg
  • Hey there Mr. Self Esteem,

    I just wanted to know how many points I was down for.
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    As the unicorn of this turddom, I'm worth all the mothertrucking points.
  • flytrapflytrap Banned Posts: 1,659 Senior Member
    Hextall wrote: »
    Here's the first schematic for the statue:

    534f413648872210862f1ceb04bd863f.jpg

    **** you Hex, where'd you get my photo???
    There are worse things in life than being a born cynic.
  • flytrapflytrap Banned Posts: 1,659 Senior Member
    Come to think of it, the belly is pretty close, but I have a blond goatee and haven't grinned in 43 years, oddly enough, the same number of years I've been married...hmmm...
    There are worse things in life than being a born cynic.

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