Dear Hextall:

Brian D.Brian D. Senior MemberPosts: 4,011 Senior Member
How come you haven't publicly announced yet that you are such a pu$$y you can't even eat a decent roast beef sandwich without it putting you in the hospital? I think that's the type of important information that forum readers here need to know.

bd

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  • yataheyyatahey Senior Member Posts: 5,605 Senior Member
    Did this information come to light during the investigation of the dwarf goat roper?
    "When the goin gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    what happens on gmail stays on gmail!

    <some people>
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    me love you long time
  • Brian D.Brian D. Senior Member Posts: 4,011 Senior Member
    *shrug*

    I wasn't on gmail!

    bd
  • HextallHextall Senior Member Posts: 9,520 Senior Member
    I was split in two Wednesday morning*, which means now people have to choose to friend me or my appendix. I know my appendix is better off without me.



    *Brian d mom joke here.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    Brian D. wrote: »
    How come you haven't publicly announced yet that you are such a pu$$y you can't even eat a decent roast beef sandwich without it putting you in the hospital? I think that's the type of important information that forum readers here need to know.

    bd

    It was the cheese. You should never put cheese and meat on the same sandwich. That's in Leviticus somewhere I think.
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,891 Senior Member
    I really like the bit about stoning to death a woman who weaves cloth from different fibers, or who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot.
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • JulietJuliet Posts: 0
    What's the best knot to use when connecting cloth from different fibers?
  • Brian D.Brian D. Senior Member Posts: 4,011 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    It was the cheese. You should never put cheese and meat on the same sandwich. That's in Leviticus somewhere I think.

    I read Leviticus up through 18:23 and decided I just wasn't buying into its message. I mean, I'm all for rules and sanitary eating and stuff but a little donkey show never hurt anybody.

    bd
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 9,891 Senior Member
    Steven wrote: »
    What's the best knot to use when connecting cloth from different fibers?

    The Gordian. It helps a lot if you use tippet rings.
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • ouzelproouzelpro Senior Member Posts: 5,361 Senior Member
    :cool::p:o:D

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