Speaking of Jerk Faces

jbillyjbilly Senior MemberPosts: 5,176 Senior Member
This was in our "local" paper. Possibly Hex's former neighbor.
wrote:
WEST MARLOWE AVENUE — It wasn’t the first time he’d called JCSO to complain about his Jerk-Face neighbor, but he hoped it would be the last. “For years,” he told deputies on the afternoon of Nov. 23, Jerk-Face has been discharging fireworks in his yard with respect to neither season nor hour. And “for years” the complainant has been dutifully keeping JCSO abreast of those statutory infractions. But today the game changed, he explained, when he discovered a handful of little “silver balls” scattered in his front yard. Later, while walking his dog in the nearby park, as is his daily habit, he discovered more little silver balls lying near the sidewalk. Returning home, he found four more silver balls in his backyard within easy tossing distance of Jerk-Face’s house. He’d since discovered that the little silver balls are mothballs, and he’d concluded to his horror that Jerk-Face is trying to poison his dog in retaliation for his acts of outstanding citizenship. Deputies said that unless he actually saw Jerk-Face planting the mothballs, there really wasn’t a case. He promised to continue providing JCSO with regular Jerk-Face updates.

Not the quality paper like Seppala has but it is in the running.

http://www.columbinecourier.com/content/sheriffs-calls-152

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  • seppalaseppala Senior Member Posts: 1,916 Senior Member
    This is very confusing. Is this real?
  • Given the 30 pack of Keystone Light, I'm guessing the snack-snatcher-smasher was white.

    The other clue is that he wasn't shot and killed by a cop.

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