how do you prepare

Bak4Mor

cantaloupe? do you cut into pieces or wedges with the rind still attached?

Juliet

with rind still attached if it is to be eaten right away into pieces if to be kept and eaten over several days

Rip_10

Cut it into 6 pieces/wedges, trim the rind off, store uneaten pieces in Tupperware. Next time grab a piece and eat it.

Bak4Mor

just trying to be a little more helpful around the house. these are good tips and will certainly raise my domestic status.

Hextall

Are you preparing it to use as a weapon? then just smash the whole melon into someone's stupid face.

Bak4Mor

you are speaking my language. i was kind of hoping for a pregame talk to prepare the melon for the smashing of the face but i do appreciate the eating tips too cause cantaloupe is pretty good.

Hextall

You can try to talk to the melon, but from my experience, melons can't be reasoned with.

Bak4Mor

im not into reasoning with the cantaloupes. i need them to perform.

Hextall

From my experience, cantaloupes have performance anxiety. which is why I smash a cantaloupe's face with a honeydew.

Juliet

ahhh the universe has once more returned to it's normal resonant frequency

Bak4Mor

the honeydew I believe is underappreciated. far too often a single row of honeydew serves to dress up cantaloupes, pineapples, watermelons.

Juliet

If you were to smash a man in the face with cantaloupes how many cantaloupes would it take to kill him?

oc stomias

well, you slice it into narrow wedges, cut off the peel, then wrap it in warm chewy bacon.
To eat, you take off the bacon, eat it, then throw away the melon.

Brian D.

I would like Lindsay Lohan to smash her honeydew into my face.

bd

Juliet

Ah, at last, a Lohan post.