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An Irishman is walking along the beach

He finds a lamp, rubs it, and out pops a comely genie.

Genie: For releasing me from the lamp, I'll grant you one wish.
Irishman: Aye, I don't know what I should wish for?
Genie: Well what do you like best?
Irishman: Ach, I'll have a pint of Guiness.

Genie: That's too easy. Tell you what. I'll make you a pint of Guiness, but it'll be a special pint. Whenever you finish it, it will refill automatically as long as you live.

Genie blinks (or whatever), and a pint of Guiness appears in the Irishman's hand. He sucks it down, and sure enough, it refills. He finishes another point, and the glass refills again.

Genie: You know that was still too easy. I'll give you another wish. What would you like?

Irishman: I'll take another one of these!

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