LOS ANGELES—Explaining that their goal has always been to hold a mirror to society, whether focusing on the power of friendship or a racially motivated killing, the writers behind the hit children’s television series PAW Patrol defended a recent episode of the show Friday in which a German shepherd “police pup” shoots an unarmed black lab 17 times in the back....
...At press time, the PAW Patrol writers remained silent about the episode involving the deportation of thousands of Chihuahuas accused of stealing jobs and crippling Adventure Bay’s economy.
Apologies in advance to the deeply religious.
The twenty-one year old Jesus still lives at home and has never shown any interest in girls, or boys for that matter. Joseph and Mary are concerned, so decide to hire a working girl to teach him the way of all flesh. They are given the bedroom and the parents retire to another part of the house.
After 15 minutes there is horrific shrieking and the hired woman runs screaming from the house with a look of utter terror on her face.
Mary - "Son, what happened?"
Jesus - "I'm not sure Mom, We kissed and it felt good. We caressed and it felt better still. Finally she slid her hand up under my robe, and that felt best of all. Then I slid my hand up under her robe, but I noticed she had been amputated.
So I healed her."