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    Quote Originally Posted by sherb View Post
    I will murder anyone and their entire bloodline to prevent the wearing of cowboy boots by lawyers in court.
    Gerry has a reserved a seat for you.


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    Because cowboys were bad ass mofos. Only nerds wanted to be an astronaut. Real men wanted to saunter across the prairie, cutting the testicles off of bulls, singing songs around the campfire with Tex and Bill. Bill had such a lovely singing voice and Tex... those blue eyes would melt you on the spot. His hands were calloused and strong, but turned to velvet in a touch.

    So, anyway. Real men wanted to be cowboys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekguy View Post
    Gerry has a reserved a seat for you.

    yeah, that's his schtick. It works for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffco View Post
    Because cowboys were bad ass mofos. Only nerds wanted to be an astronaut. Real men wanted to saunter across the prairie, cutting the testicles off of bulls, singing songs around the campfire with Tex and Bill. Bill had such a lovely singing voice and Tex... those blue eyes would melt you on the spot. His hands were calloused and strong, but turned to velvet in a touch.

    So, anyway. Real men wanted to be cowboys.
    That was damned funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherb View Post
    I will murder anyone and their entire bloodline to prevent the wearing of cowboy boots by lawyers in court.
    Its only acceptable if they do that with a blue shirt.
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