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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffco View Post
    Yes. But first I will need to check you for any gastrointestinal disorders as well as check your prostate.

    Please put your pants over there on the chair, right beside mine.
    Okay but if both hands end up on my shoulders, I am gonna be so suspicious. I'm not falling for that twice.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan

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    Daddy asked his doctor about the finger thing when he had his last about physical. That old joke about how modern medicine has come so far, yet the finger is still the best thing they have for checking the prostate.

    His doctor is a master of dry wit. He said, "But Mr. Lee, it's tradition."

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    Congratulations, best of luck and work hard!
    banjo

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishingcomic View Post
    Okay but if both hands end up on my shoulders, I am gonna be so suspicious. I'm not falling for that twice.
    Haha - Last one I had the doctor said "It might hurt a little more than usual because I'm going to use two fingers in case you want a second opinion".

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    Indeed Mazel Tov!!!

    But Bubbe wants to know, "So why not a doctor?"

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    Get your suppository insertion techniques down!!!

    Congrates Buffy, you'll do very well.
    I find the assault on free thought disturbing,
    I find the willingness to give it up frightening.

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    I assume this is all about getting in close proximity to some hot nursie candidates. But in my experience they are in nursing because they are too homely to get the ole Mrs degree.

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