Forkers has involved me in an identity theft? I spent a good portion of the day calling two banks and a credit-reporting bureau, informing them that I was indeed not applying willy-nilly for bank cards. The topper came in today's mail--a notice from the post office that a request has been made to have my mail sent elsewhere (where, they didn't say.) The best part of the day was listening to off-shore English speakers talk too quickly and softly, then put me on hold with "Music to Abort Chickens By," shunt me from supervisor to supervisor, and finally allow as how they could cancel the application. I actually did receive one card--it appears to be the re-opening of an account closed three or four years ago, complete with a hellacious credit limit. Any advice for the trapped?