Senator elect Doug Jones, (D) Alabama

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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 9,571 Senior Member
    Because cowboys were bad **** mofos. Only nerds wanted to be an astronaut. Real men wanted to saunter across the prairie, cutting the testicles off of bulls, singing songs around the campfire with Tex and Bill. Bill had such a lovely singing voice and Tex... those blue eyes would melt you on the spot. His hands were calloused and strong, but turned to velvet in a touch.

    So, anyway. Real men wanted to be cowboys.
  • sherbsherb Senior Member Posts: 1,628 Senior Member
    creekguy wrote: »
    Gerry has a reserved a seat for you.

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    yeah, that's his schtick. It works for him.
  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 5,298 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Because cowboys were bad **** mofos. Only nerds wanted to be an astronaut. Real men wanted to saunter across the prairie, cutting the testicles off of bulls, singing songs around the campfire with Tex and Bill. Bill had such a lovely singing voice and Tex... those blue eyes would melt you on the spot. His hands were calloused and strong, but turned to velvet in a touch.

    So, anyway. Real men wanted to be cowboys.

    That was damned funny!
  • jbillyjbilly Senior Member Posts: 4,551 Senior Member
    sherb wrote: »
    I will murder anyone and their entire bloodline to prevent the wearing of cowboy boots by lawyers in court.

    Its only acceptable if they do that with a blue shirt.
    “Labor unions are super-PACs. Labor unions are super-PACs Democrats like so we don’t go after labor unions .”
    -Howard Screamin Dean
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