Well I've been accepted

BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 9,571 Senior Member
Into the nursing program. Bring on the butts needing wiping.

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  • Shawn C.Shawn C. Senior Member Posts: 5,298 Senior Member
    Congratulations on another step forward in your journey!
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 21,201 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Into the nursing program. Bring on the butts needing wiping.

    Is it time for my colonic?
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • ricinusricinus Senior Member Posts: 6,214 Senior Member
    Awesome! Good job..

    Now quit screwing around on forums and start studying.. ;)

    Mike
    My new goal in life is to become an Alter Kaker...
  • George KGeorge K Super Moderator Posts: 8,366 Senior Member
    Congratulations and good luck!
    Keep your stinkin' government hands off my Medicare.
  • FishTXFishTX Super Moderator Posts: 7,609 Senior Member
    Congratulations
    "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

    Crooow:This music would work better with women in bikinis shaking all over the place. I guess that's true of any music really.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 9,571 Senior Member
    Is it time for my colonic?

    Yes. But first I will need to check you for any gastrointestinal disorders as well as check your prostate.

    Please put your pants over there on the chair, right beside mine.
  • Green Mt BoyGreen Mt Boy Senior Member Posts: 613 Senior Member
    Congrats! You'll be recession-proof. Butts will need wiping until the end of time.
  • BushartBushart Senior Member Posts: 1,535 Senior Member
    Congrats Buffster

    You've already seen a gutpile so you should'nt lose your lunch

    My daughter took the nursing program----apparently books can be written on night shift at the ole Emerg
  • creekguycreekguy Senior Member Posts: 3,905 Senior Member
    Mazel Tov!!
  • fishingcomicfishingcomic Senior Member Posts: 21,201 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Yes. But first I will need to check you for any gastrointestinal disorders as well as check your prostate.

    Please put your pants over there on the chair, right beside mine.

    Okay but if both hands end up on my shoulders, I am gonna be so suspicious. I'm not falling for that twice.
    'I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.'" Ronald Reagan
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 9,571 Senior Member
    Daddy asked his doctor about the finger thing when he had his last about physical. That old joke about how modern medicine has come so far, yet the finger is still the best thing they have for checking the prostate.

    His doctor is a master of dry wit. He said, "But Mr. Lee, it's tradition."

    Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk
  • fishnbanjofishnbanjo Senior Member Posts: 240 Senior Member
    Congratulations, best of luck and work hard!
    banjo
  • CO NativeCO Native Senior Member Posts: 821 Senior Member
    Okay but if both hands end up on my shoulders, I am gonna be so suspicious. I'm not falling for that twice.

    Haha - Last one I had the doctor said "It might hurt a little more than usual because I'm going to use two fingers in case you want a second opinion".
  • StevenSteven Senior Member Posts: 1,912 Senior Member
    Indeed Mazel Tov!!!

    But Bubbe wants to know, "So why not a doctor?"
  • WetdogWetdog Senior Member Posts: 5,066 Senior Member
    Get your suppository insertion techniques down!!!

    Congrates Buffy, you'll do very well.
    I find the assault on free thought disturbing,
    I find the willingness to give it up frightening.
  • creekguycreekguy Senior Member Posts: 3,905 Senior Member
    I assume this is all about getting in close proximity to some hot nursie candidates. But in my experience they are in nursing because they are too homely to get the ole Mrs degree.

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